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    "Did any of you think for a single moment about the fact that Ilya is from fucking Russia?”

    The room was silent.

    “Huh? No? That’s weird. What, Wilson, you are telling me you wouldn’t share a secret that would endanger Roby’s life? How weird.”

    Shane looked around the room, staring each and every player in the eye. He was done being afraid; he was done being ashamed. They should be the ones cowering their gaze, not him."

    OR

    Homophobia, Russia, fear, and everything in between.

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    It was the second meeting between the Centaurs and the Voyagers since it all went down. Since the accidental video, the wedding, the trade. Everything. Their last game, at home in Ottawa, had been unremarkable. Cold and awkward for the most part, but nothing noteworthy. Tonight had been the same so far.

    ***

    One shot on goal was blocked and the follow-up smothered. Play came to a halt and, as the skaters turned to reset, the crowd fell silent. Ilya was still down. The hit was a bit awkward, but still so normal, so routine, that no one expected an injury. Even Shane hadn’t felt the need to watch his husband and make sure he was okay.

     

    ***

     

    Post TLG. Tried to stick to book characters over show characters.

    Takes place first season that Shane and Ilya are on the Centaurs together. Ilya is injured in a game against the Voyagers, and the pair navigates another injury in the spotlight, but without having to hide.

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    7/?
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    39
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    Shane is a year younger than Ilya and they play for the same team.

    But what if Shane was a bit wilder, less afraid to experiment sexually, and a bit more of a typical ice hockey lad?

    Get ready for teammates to friends to friends with benefits to lovers.

    (Please note that while Shane/Hayden are tagged it’s not because they’re dating, it’s because they’re 18/19 and a little bit curious and I’m a believer in over-tagging. Also from Ch4 out it’s just porn so if that’s not for you then I am sorry.)

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    4/20
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    The command had sliced through him like a knife, and Shane had very nearly opened his mouth. It didn’t just paralyse his jaw, his entire body locked up, shock rippling through him.

    No matter how many comments were made, neither of them had ever been so evil as to order him so directly. Not since-

    But then Ilya Rozanov had tackled both of them to the ground, flinging his entire body weight at them, skates flying into the air.

    -

    AU where Shane just wants to play hockey but biology and shitty teammates make it nearly impossible. Ilya just wants to have some good competition on the ice. They make it work (eventually).

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    Hayden nods slowly. “Are you on, like, any dating apps?”
    “What?” Shane asks, half a laugh, as if the idea of an attractive guy in his early twenties being on Tinder was completely absurd. Is he not getting laid? Like, ever?

    Or: Hayden finds out about Lily.

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    1,638
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    9,085
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    The Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity house—affectionately known to brothers and friends as Deke—was a boring three-story reddish brown brick building, narrow but deep, that would be nearly indistinguishable from Delta Tau Delta next door were it not for the lettered flags hanging out front. Shane jogged up the eight stairs onto the porch and let himself inside. As a senior and elected President of the Tau Alpha chapter of Deke, Shane had been granted his own room in the far corner of the top floor, furthest away from the front door and main living spaces.
    He climbed the stairs two at a time to the third floor, ignoring the way his thighs screamed in protest at the repeated overexertion they’d been subjected to in the last eight hours. You’d think he’d have gotten used to this particular combination of hockey and fucking by now, but apparently that was not the case.

    OR, Shane Hollander, intramural hockey captain, fraternity president, and bad liar extraordinaire, takes on his senior year of university. He has a wild card up his sleeve... Too bad he's been showing his hand for years, though.

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    3/4
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    2,334
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    What if after tuna melts, whispered names and the Rose of it all - in a post All Stars Game world - Shane thinks the world is finally starting to make sense again to him. Once the ground is firm under his feet - or so he thinks anyway - it's turns out to be less than stable? What if when Shane was getting his hook ups in Mexico and Hollywood - he wasn’t as unnoticed as he had originally thought?

    When Montreal shows it’s true colors sooner, a No Trade Clause is waived and Boston gets an opportunity to build a dynasty that rivals the one of their largest rivals up North.

    What if Shane and Ilya’s worlds are turned upside down and things with their over 8 year long situationship (now maybe relationship?) suddenly got more complicated and somehow simplified at the same time? Shane honestly thinks this is possibly the most ‘them’ resolution to a situation he has ever found. Ilya is just doing his best - he thinks. Maybe.

    Also, the Power Play in Boston is about to be the thing of nightmares, if a certain Russian can stop blocking Shane's damn shot…

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    34
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    1,137
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    Ilya kept the messages, he archived them and saved them to his drive - the old ones. And then he gets hacked and his messages with Jane - from the very beginning until that summer at the cottage - are suddenly out there for everyone to see.

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    6/6
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    30,164
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    Shane Hollander never expected to find meaning after a devastating injury ended his rise in the MMA world. Teaching Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes at his best friend's gym wasn't the future he imagined, but it's the only place he still feels useful.

    Everything changes when Shane has to substitute for an advanced kid's class, where he meets Anya Rozanov, a sharp-witted five-year-old with no fear and too much energy. Her father, Ilya, watches every lesson with the intensity of someone who's lost more than he lets on.

    Shane and Ilya are pulled together by Anya, but they slowly begin to understand the ways they're both hurting. Shane begins to wonder if he's allowed to want a life outside of the cage, and Ilya wonders if someone like him can build a future that isn't defined by survival.

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    7/?
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    122
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    >>>This is a translation of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower<<<

    简介:
    网友们确信Ilya Rozanov绝对、一定、百分百正在泡Hollander。
    网上有照片实锤,多位目击者,同一个咖啡馆中分享的Ins story,以及此男在Hollander的住处过夜。
    这是NHL历史上最传奇的征服:勾引对手的辣妈来证明你的统治地位。这个说法只有一个小问题:Ilya确实在泡一个Hollander,好吧?就……不是那一个。
    又或:实际上Ilya男朋友的母亲一直尝试领养他,互联网舆论一直在往最坏的方向猜,Shane Hollander经历了他人生中最糟糕的一个月——至少在他把冰球界搅得天翻地覆以前。

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

     

    最后:读完这个心痒痒的忍不住开动了🤤第一次做同人自翻译请大家品尝!由于原文有比较多引用帖子形式的描写,这部分会采取比较网感的措辞,争取让大家如同刷推般看热闹()由于是纯手打所以文章不可避免地有相当程度的意译,欢迎捉虫和建议!

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    The Metros find out about "Lily" and decide she and Shane need to get back together

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    "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.”

    Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

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    Hayden lets on that Shane has a sneaky link, “Boston Lily”. The guys go full insane stalker mode to try and piece together the breadcrumbs.

    WHO IS BOSTON LILY? WHY DOES SHANE NEED A 20 MIN SHOWER?

    Hold on, is Shane getting sloppy toppy while on the phone to Hayden???

    Is that a WELT on Shane’s ass? Man, Boston Lily is doing the most!

    (They’re oblivious)

    No angst no one finds out xx

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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    The moment they were off the ice, there were so many insults hurled his way that he felt like he couldn’t breathe.

    "We need to put you back in the closet, Hollander. You’re clearly no good now that you’re out of it."

    OR

    Shane Hollander literally gets put back in the closet. Also I can’t stop writing angst and this came to me.

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    Rozanov peels himself off of the wall, then, sauntering over like he's not affected by any of this at all. He reaches out and grabs Shane's chin, and Shane fights against the eye contact, but Rozanov adjusts his grip until they're looking at each other.

    “Ask nicely.”

    And, well, fuck him. And fuck himself, for having to bite back the plea that threatens to fall from his lips. Was he really going to beg Ilya Rozanov to suck his dick in this fucking bathroom, after everything?

    No.

    or; the bathroom scene in episode 2 and it's aftermath, but shane has a little bit more self-restraint

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    3,652
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    В интернете решили, что Илья Розанов абсолютно, определённо, стопроцентно точно шпилит кого-то из Холландеров.

    Есть фотодоказательства того, что они проводят время вместе. Есть сториз в Инстаграме из одного и того же кафе. Мужик ПРОВЕЛ НОЧЬ в доме Холландеров.

    Возможно, самый легендарный флекс в истории НХЛ — затащить в постель горячую маму соперника, чтобы утвердить свое превосходство. Есть только одна крошечная проблема с этой теорией. Илья действительно трахает кого-то из Холландеров. Но… кого именно?

    История о том, как мама парня Ильи принимает его в семью, люди в интернете неизменно предполагает самое страшное, а Шейн Холландер переживает худший месяц в жизни. По крайней мере — до тех пор, пока он не выкидывает такое, после чего хоккей уже не будет прежним.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    185
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    18
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    1,305
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    Shane has spent his entire career rising above it.

    After one dirty hit, one slur, and one question too many, he stops.

    A press conference becomes a confession—and a line is finally drawn.

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    3/?
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    7,782
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    2,023
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    95,529
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    “Now Cap, I need to know… If your Boston girl is a hockey fan, who’s her favorite player? Cause if she’s a Bears fan…” he got cut off by Comeau, who said teasingly, “I bet she has an Ilya Rozanov poster up in her bedroom”.

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    Shane's teammates tease him about his Boston girl... who apparently loves the Bears?

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    1,210
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    94
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    7,774
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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    725
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    18,389
    Bookmarks:
    4,154
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