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February 12, 2021
lesbian shane hollander 🌹
@sapphollander
i was trying to get an etsy witch to get my ex back (don't judge me) and tell me why i found ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV in the reviews
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Get Your Ex Back Love Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 30 jan 2017
nastya you are the best. it worked. i would 100% recommend.
josh⁸¹
@liartoldyouthat
wait youre telling me ilya rozanov knows about etsy witches???
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veronica
@rozysgirl
why are we blindly trusting it? someone could've just used his name as username
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ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
how do we know its him??
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Carla
@wyattleftboob
what ex was he trying to get back with in 2017??
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ash
@bostoncup
why does this kinda make sense with his drop in points in november-december 2016
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
@sapphollander what was the witch's name?
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lesbian shane hollander 🌹 @sapphollander · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
SpellsfromNastya
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
im going through nastya's spells and i found another one
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Instant Karma Revenge Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2018
nastya you know i love you. but this time it didn't work. he only got a sprain. we talked about more.
luke
@pay4gay
im gonna look if any other players got a sprain in november 2018
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · 1m
im going through nastya's spells and i found another one
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @pay4gay
wait hayden pike???
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
why is the russian terminator out there cursing hayden pike???
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carol
@barretthattrick
we just found out why rozanov is so powerful dude has his own etsy witch
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
got another one for the curse your enemies hex spell
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Curse Your Enemies Hex Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 12 jun 2017
nastya please why did you let hunter win the cup :( only 3.5 stars cause you still did something great!
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
got another one for the curse your enemies hex spell
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maddie²⁴ ⁸¹ @shilya2481 · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
ilya's beef with scott will never not be funny
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josh⁸¹
@liartoldyouthat
ilya is the funniest person ever
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
@ilyasfavoritebra please keep looking i want to know more
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wait there's another one for the curse your enemies
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Curse Your Enemies Hex Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 14 dec 2016
nastya. i trust you to take care of her.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wait there's another one for the curse your enemies
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cinthia²⁴ 🖤 @hollandlor · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
which of his ex girlfriends did he curse?
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@ilyasfavoritebra
this one is a make them disappear spell
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Make Them Disappear Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 29 jan 2016
nastya you never miss. she's finally gone. they're not compatible.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
this one is a make them disappear spell
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shane hollander's jock strap @champagneshane · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
wait do you think is it the same girl as the other one??
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charlie @2Holl4nder · Replying to @champagneshane
damn he cursed her and then made her disappear
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stanley cup winner scott hunter
@scottscup
guys why are we skipping over the "they were not compatible"
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charlie @2Holl4nder · Replying to @scottscup
ilya's out there cursing his ex gf's ex gf???
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lesbian shane hollander 🌹 @sapphollander · Replying to @2Holl4nder
rozanov's gf is a girlkisser??
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @2Holl4nder
or...
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@ilyasfavoritebra
another recent one for the make them disappear
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Make Them Disappear Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 15 nov 2020
nastya i need you to lock in. that evil man needs to be gone.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
another recent one for the make them disappear
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ed loves rozanov @rozyshattrick · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
"lock in" @harrisdrover can we know ilya's dayly screentime? i'm sure that man is chronically online
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ashley @montrealholly · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
Ilya can you stop with the vague reviewing i want to know who this evil man is
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shane's DSM-5 results
@spookyholly
@ilyarozanov81 how much money do you spend monthly on spells? i need to know
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josh⁸¹
@liartoldyouthat
ilya calling up his etsy witch to curse other players for no reason:
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dave 🏒🏒
@vaughNY
man rozanov is really paying this woman's rent every month
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Trending
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Ilya Rozanov
with Spell and Etsy Witch
veronica
@rozysgirl
so you're telling me he cursed the same woman twice? is she alright?
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · 1m
this one is a make them disappear spell
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3x cup winner @backtoback24 · Replying to @rozysgirl
could be two different women
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veronica @rozysgirl · Replying to @backtoback24
with just one month in between i dont think so
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
someone needs to check on this woman... if she's still alive
veronica @rozysgirl · 1m
so you're telling me he cursed the same woman twice? is she alright?
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
i found two more
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Good Luck & Success Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 27 jul 2010
i didnt believe but it worked.
Good Luck & Success Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 25 jun 2014
nastya you are amazing. best night of my life!
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
i found two more
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
from 2010???
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ashley @montrealholly · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
at least he is loyal to nastya
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scott's #1 defender @barownerscott · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
las vegas 2014 nhl awards? nastya did you give him the mvp award?
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wait a really recent one
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Instant Karma Revenge Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 feb 2021
nastya i'm never doubting you again
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
at least he's aware of his problem
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Curse & Hex Removal Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 9 jan 2021
i think i cursed too many people. please protect me nastya
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
at least he's aware of his problem
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
this being post plane crash 🚬🚬
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @hollandersgingerale
he got too powerful they had to nerf him
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
ilya on that plane:
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wow one for extreme karma
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Extreme Karma Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 15 feb 2014
нахуй его
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wow one for extreme karma
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
if we still weren't sure it was rozanov we are now
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shane hollander's jock strap @champagneshane · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
fuck him?? who?
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
a text me back spell really @ilyarozanov81?
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Text Me Back Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 14 jan 2012
nastya. i need this to work.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
a text me back spell really @ilyarozanov81?
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ily(a) rozanov @ilyasbeartattoo81 · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
who was not replying to ilya fucking rozanov???
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
sorry for the delay guys here's a new one
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Good Luck & Success Career Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 jul 2018
nastya doing amazing like always.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
sorry for the delay guys here's a new one
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Carla @wyattleftboob · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
ottawa signing?
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James @WINcentLemaire · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
rozanov is the only person happy to be signed to the centaurs
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
between this one and the text me back who was ghosting rozanov in 2011/12
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Think of me 24/7 Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 17 jun 2011
nastya it's so good to have you back.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
between this one and the text me back who was ghosting rozanov in 2011/12
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angel @bananahunter · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
god it really goes way back
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
new 2016 rozanov lore dropped
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Regret & Reconciliation Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2016
nastya. i need you to fix this.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
new 2016 rozanov lore dropped
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
never ask a rozanov fan how they were at the end of 2016 it's a sore subject
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
found three different extreme luck spells
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Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2016
nastya. you never disappointed before. what happened?
Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 18 nov 2013
nastya. you did it! you are amazing.
Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 31 jan 2011
nastya is the best. got lucky!!
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
found three different extreme luck spells
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
november 2016 again
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
i can't find anymore reviews i think that's all
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flo | shane's yoga instructor
@hollandersgingerale
man i really want to meet the woman that made rozanov crash out this badly in 2016
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j²⁴
@hollandr24
i searched nastya a little bit more she's been working since 2008 she only took one short break in 2011
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wait actually this is the last one
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Strong Healing Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 25 apr 2017
nastya do your best please.
supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
wait actually this is the last one
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
the day hollander went to the hospital??
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @hollanov
hmmm not suspicious at all
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april @sanfranc1sc0 · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
not hollanov shippers being delusional in the replies
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@bostoncup
i had found this review back in 2017 from mediumlaura. i though it was fake but maybe it's actually real
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Success & Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 13 feb 2011
it did not work. you're not good at your job. i want a refund. nastya please come back.
ash
@bostoncup
i had found this review back in 2017 from mediumlaura. i though it was fake but maybe it's actually real
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j²⁴ @hollandr24 · Replying to @bostoncup
it make sense with the break nastya took in 2011
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shane hollander's jock strap
@champagneshane
this day is has to be in the hall of fame of hockeytwt best days
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ariana 🍁 @teamcanada24 · Replying to @champagneshane
wait what are the others? (i'm new to hockeytwt)
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shane hollander's jock strap @champagneshane · Replying to @teamcanada24
hollanov friendship hard launch (the foundation), rozanov to the centaurs, scott hunter coming out, dallas kent arrest and the best of them the antartica vape stealing day
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ariana 🍁 @teamcanada24 · Replying to @champagneshane
the what day?
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shane hollander's jock strap @champagneshane · Replying to @teamcanada24
sorry you just had to be there
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jean
@muppetshane
ilya rozanov etsy witch reviews: a thread
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ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
wait rozanov is following a nastynastya on ig could that be THE nastya?
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ily(a) rozanov @ilyasbeartattoo81 · Replying to @ilyasbeartattoo81
wait nastya is a girl kisser
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lesbian shane hollander 🌹 @sapphollander · Replying to @ilyasbeartattoo81
let's go lesbians let's go
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nastynastya
Liked by ilyarozanov81 and others
nastynastya Finally met this guy in person, does he ever shut up?
View all 4 comments
ilyarozanov81 please you know you love me
nastynastya Yes but I also have a limit to the times I can hear you talk about freckles and I'm this 🤏🏻 close to blocking your number
April 23, 2019
ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
man ilya and nastya are really close
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @ilyasbeartattoo81
damn think the power of having an etsy witch as a close friend
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
you know who has freckles
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cinthia²⁴ 🖤
@hollandlor
if i ever offend rozanov in any way please shoot me i don't want to be cursed
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Wyatt Hayes 
@wyatthayes
@ilyarozanov81 can your witch curse Tom King? Asking for a friend
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Harris Drover @harrisdrover · Replying to @wyatthayes
Please Wyatt do not encourage him and don't threaten people
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Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayes · Replying to @harrisdrover
What if he deserve it? He needs to pay for his crimes
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diana @absolutehazy · Replying to @harrisdrover
harris you don't understand that man needs to be cursed
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r/ilyarozanov · Posted by u/rozyshattrick 1 hour ago.
ILYA ROZANOV'S ETSY WITCH: A CHRONOLOGY
If you were on the internet this morning, you have heard about Rozanov's etsy witch reviews. 20 reviews made by an etsy account named ilyarozanov81 came to light. 19 of them were reviews of spells by SpellsfromNastya and only one was from MediumLaura.
I put together a timeline of all the reviews and why I am sure these are actually Rozanov's. Please bear with me, this is going to be a long post.
Let's start with the first one. It was made back in 2011 on July 27. The first of the "Good Luck & Success" spells. This review was made before Rozanov even stepped foot onto NHL ice. I looked at Rozanov's instagram account and I found a post from July 26 2010. It's a picture of what looks like a camera set for a photoshoot on an ice rink. In the bottom left corner you can see a lot of CCM equipment. I believe that this is the 2011 CCM photoshoot that featured Rozanov and Hollander. Rozanov probably wanted luck to be on his side for his first ever NHL-backed photoshoot.
Good Luck & Success Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 27 jul 2010
i didnt believe but it worked.
The second review was made on January 31 2011. This is also the first of the "Extreme Luck" spells. This one was easier to find. The 2011 NHL All-Star Game was on January 30 so it is probably what Rozanov is referencing here. However, Rozanov did not win the shot accuracy competition nor the game, Hollander won both. He's probably not talking the game then, but something that happened in Nashville.
Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 31 jan 2011
nastya is the best. got lucky!!
The third review is the only one made to MediumLaura. A user on twitter did a bit more research on SpellsfromNastya and found out she took a break between February and May 2011. That is probably why Rozanov went with Laura instead of Nastya. However, Laura's spell was not to Rozanov's likings.
As for how this fits into the chronology, on February 13 2011 the Bears were supposed to have a game against the Voyageurs. The game, however, got cancelled because of the snowstorm that kept the Bears in Boston. Rozanov was probably mad about his failed opportunity to beat Hollander after the All-Star Game loss.
Success and Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 13 feb 2011
it did not work. you're not good at your job. i want refund. nastya please come back.
The next one is the "Think of Me 24/7" spell. It was made on June 17 2011. For this one was really difficult to find a correlation. The closest thing I found were the 2011 NHL Awards in Las Vegas on June 22. Around that time Rozanov was not rumored to be with anyone, just a string of one night stands, so he could be using this spell for one of those girls.
Think of Me 24/7 Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 17 jun 2011
nastya it's so good to have you back.
The next on is the "Text Me Back" spell. For this one I tried really hard but there is no correlation. If you guys find anything let me know.
Text Me Back Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 14 jan 2012
nastya. i need this to work.
The next one is the second "Extreme Luck" Spell. This one was made on November 18 2013. On the same day the Bears played an away game against the Voyageurs in Montreal. What does not make sense for this review is that the Bears lost to the Voyageurs (3-4).
Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 18 nov 2013
nastya. you did it! you are amazing.
Rozanov made multiple karma spells, but only one "Extreme Karma" spell. This one was made during the Sochi Olympics 2014, after Russia lost against Latvia. This one is also the only one in Russian. Google translates it as "Fuck him". Please Russian speakers let me know if that's true.
Extreme Karma Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 15 feb 2014
нахуй его
The next "Good Luck & Success" spell was made on June 25 2014, the day after the NHL Awards in Las Vegas, where Rozanov won MVP. Did Nastya help him win the award? It doesn't look like he used the previous spells to help with hockey so this is really unclear.
Good Luck & Success Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 25 jun 2014
nastya you are amazing. best night of my life
After the NHL Award's spell there is a big jump. Rozanov did not leave any reviews for a year and a half. That said he still could've bought some and not made reviews, but I don't think that's the case. It looks like Rozanov really appreciates this Nastya so I don't think he would leave her no reviews.
The only 1 star review Rozanov ever gave Nastya was made on November 5 2016. Looking back that was the day before a home game for the Bears against the Voyageurs. This also the first time Rozanov reviewed a spell before a game he played, so this has no ties to the score of the Bears-Voyageurs game.
Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2016
nastya. you never disappointed before. what happened?
If you were a fan of Rozanov back in 2016 you remember the trenches we were in. This makes everything much more clearer. The Bears-Voyageurs game in November was the start of Rozanov's worst career slump ever. Back in 2016 everyone was working hard theorizing but nothing was confirmed. We finally got confirmation that something happened on November 5. What we still don't know.
A clue about it can be found in the next review. On the same day he reviewed another spell, the "Regret & Reconciliation Love" spell. This means the 2016 slump was love related. He probably broke up with his girlfriend. The thing is: he was not rumored to be dating anybody in 2016. The break up theory was a popular one, but at the time no one believed Rozanov to be in a relationship.
Regret & Reconciliation Love Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2016
nastya. i need you to fix this.
I believe the next two spells are about the same person. They are close to each other, only a month apart (December 14 and January 29 2017). This is the first time Rozanov refers to a woman in his reviews. You would think he would be using Nastya to get his girl back, but no he tried to curse and make disappear another woman. With great success apparently. Who's this woman? You ask. I have no clue. Maybe someone can help me in the comments. I looked all over this subreddit and others to find something about a woman Rozanov had beef with but no results. Maybe she really did disappear.
Curse Your Enemies Hex Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 14 dec 2016
nastya. i trust you to take care of her.
Make Them Disappear Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 29 jan 2017
nastya you never miss. she's finally gone. they're not compatible.
The next review is the real confirmation of the break up theory. With the success of the "Get Your Ex Back Love Spell" he got back together with his girlfriend. Still no rumors or info about a possible Rozanov WAG is to be found. As for when this happened, this was much easier to find. The previous "Make Them Disappear Spell" was reviewed the day of the 2017 NHL All-Star Game in Tampa and the "Get Your Ex Back Love Spell" the day after. This means that possibly Rozanov's girlfriend was in Tampa during the All-Star weekend. I looked at all the pictures from that weekend but I didn't find any of Rozanov interacting with any women. There is a lot of picture of Rozanov playing with kids in the hotel pool, drinking, partying with other players and the two pictures that shocked the hockey world: Hollander and Rozanov talking at the hotel bar and the infamous goal cheek kiss.
Get Your Ex Back Love Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 30 jan 2017
nastya you are the best. it worked. i would 100% recommend.
In April 2017, he reviews a "Strong Healing Spell". At first I thought this had to be for his father, who passed away the same month. However, this was made a week after Rozanov came back from Russia, following the passing of his father. What happened on April 25 2017? Another Bears-Voyageurs game. In that game Hollander got checked by Marleau and was brought to the Hospital. There were rumors going around that Rozanov visited Hollander in the hospital the next day, but no pictures to prove it. Did Rozanov use Nastya for someone else this time? Was that someone else Hollander?
Strong Healing Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 25 apr 2017
nastya do your best please.
After breakupgate, Rozanov is back cursing people. This is the only review actually featuring the cursed person, in this case Scott Hunter. Everyone knows about Rozanov's beef with Scott Hunter, it is not a secret. Even cursed, Hunter and the Admirals went on to win the cup on June 12 2017, as Rozanov also states in the review. Still, it's not a complete lost for Rozanov, something great happened. What could he be referring to here? The only thing that publicly happened that day is Hunter's coming out. How would that impact Rozanov? No idea.
Curse Your Enemies Hex spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 12 jun 2017
nastya please why did you let hunter win the cup :( only 3.5 stars cause you still did something great!
The only Career spell was made the day Rozanov signed with the Ottawa Centaurs. It came as a shock for everyone, but apparently Rozanov was really wishing for it.
Good Luck & Success Career Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 jul 2018
nastya doing amazing like always.
This one already got theorized on twitter. The only player that got an ankle sprain in November 2018 is Hayden Pike of the Montreal Voyageurs. On November 7 2018, Pike posted a story of his taped ankle in the hospital on Instagram, the caption was "remember to tell your kids to not leave their toy cars around". Why was he cursing Pike? Is the Boston-Montreal rivalry still going even if Rozanov's not a Bear anymore?
Instant Karma Revenge Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 7 nov 2018
nastya you know i love you. but this time it didn't work. he only got a sprain. we talked about more.
After cursing Pike, Rozanov goes on a two year no cursing break. He comes back in November 2020 cursing an "evil man". I have no idea who he is referring to. I need help with this one.
Make Them Disappear Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 15 nov 2020
nastya i need you to lock in. that evil man needs to be gone.
The next review is made the day of the Centaurs plane crash. I think this one is self-explanatory.
Curse & Hex Removal Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 9 jan 2021
i think i cursed to many people. please protect me nastya
The last one was made last week. The only thing that happened in the hockey world on Febraury 5 2021 is Dallas Kent's arrest. Fuck Dallas Kent. I'm gonna remind you that any Dallas Kent apologists on this subreddit are going to get banned.
Instant Karma Revenge Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 feb 2021
nastya i'm never doubting you again
Personally, I think there are too many coincidence for it not to be Rozanov's account. A user on twitter also found out that Rozanov follows a certain nastynastya on Instagram. They found a post from Nastya from 2019 where she talks about finally meeting Rozanov in person. Ilya liked and commented on the post "please you know you love me". It looks like Rozanov and Nastya are actually pretty close.
Thank you for reading this really long post. If you see any errors or know more please tell me in the comments.
TLDR: the reviews from ilyarozanov81 on Etsy are definetely from Rozanov himself. He cursed multiple people of which only Hunter and Pike have been confirmed. The breakupgate was right the 2016 slump was due to a break up but there are no info about who was Rozanov's girlfriend. Rozanov and the Etsy witch Nastya are actually friends.
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ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
someone on reddit put together a chronology of the reviews https://www.reddit.com/r/ilyarozanov/ilya-rozanovs-etsy-witch-a-chronology/
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
i just read the chronology post
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @hollanov
are you thinking what i am thinking
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
rozanov's etsy witch reviews: a #hollanov reading (1/?)
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
It has come to my attention that some Etsy reviews I made in the past 11 years have come to light. I've already personally apologized to the people involved, but I would also like to apologize to my fans. I do not condone cursing people for immoral reason. Everything I did was for reasons that are pretty personal to me.
Please do not go harass Nastya, she has done nothing wrong. I would also like to confirm that I never had Nastya cast spells to help me with hockey. You have to know I'm better than that. All success on the ice was my doing.
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
oh harris has him locked in the basement
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
free my king this is not him
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Ottawa Centaurs
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We would like to publicly apologize on behalf of our captain Ilya Rozanov. He has taken full responsibility for all his actions. He apologized to Scott Hunter and Hayden Pike personally. It was a joke between friends never meant to be serious.
We would also like to confirm that Rozanov was not the reason our plane crashed last month. We are sorry.
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🌹 @xsquaddoomedyuri · Replying to @gocentaurs
i just woke wdym rozanov's the reason for the plane crash
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Carla @wyattleftboob · Replying to @xsquaddoomedyuri
do you know how to read they just said he wasn't
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
ilya liked this????
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Extreme Luck Spell
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orangeporsche24 | 12 feb 2021
i don't need it anymore but it is tradition now
December 20, 2016
❗IMPORTANT ROLEX UPDATE❗
Inbox✖
Text Him <[email protected]>
20 Dec 2016
to me ▼
Dear Mr. Hollander,
I'm really sorry for the clickbaity subject. Please do not delete this email before reading it.
I need you to know that he is really sorry. He really likes you. He's just a stupid man who does not know how to talk about feelings. It was never casual. Please forgive him so he can stop being miserable. If I have to hear him talk about your beautiful freckles one more time I will shoot him.
At least hear him out. He really cares about you.
Warm regards,
someone who's fed up with "Lily"
hollanov24ever · 1 hour ago
so you mentioned hollander's name 7 times and the voyageurs 8 times but no correlation there sure
iloveilyarozanov · 1 hour ago
don't bring your rpf shit in this
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ilyasobsession · 1 hour ago
the only time rozanov's used his etsy witch for good was for hollander ok ok
hockeyfan123 · 1 hour ago
Get your gay shit away from here
ilyasroundass MOD · 1 hour ago
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dannyndrewspuck · 1 hour ago
did you listen to sneakernight by vanessa hudgens before you started this fake conspiracy or …
ilyasobsession · 1 hour ago
what?
dannyndrewspuck · 1 hour ago
ilyasluckypuck · 1 hour ago
let's all say thank you to nastya for helping with kent
ilyilya · 1 hour ago
if he never used it for hockey then what did he use it for?
champagnerozy · 1 hour ago
rozanov was about to have his owen hunt moment with that plane crash
puckinghell · 1 hour ago
imagine wishing to be signed to the centaurs
censcup · 1 hour ago
but the team is getting better now #trust
gaytaurs · 1 hour ago
not even an etsy witch could stop hunter's gay ass from winning the cup in 2017 and i think that's beautiful
shayden2435 · 1 hour ago
cursing your supposed new best friend's best friend is low
ilyasobsession · 1 hour ago
that was like 2 weeks before they announced the foundation so they had to have met before off the ice
hollanov24ever · 1 hour ago
oh to be a fly on the wall the first time shane told pike he was friends with rozanov