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Tony was babysitting. Again.
Jeanette decided to go on a date the one day Rhodey was out of town, typical.
"Okay," Tony called, closing the front door behind him as he stepped into the house. "Momma's gone, where's my little tyrant?"
"Uncle T!"
"Hey, Li," Tony caught the toddler as she ran into him, scooping her up and settling her on his hip.
"You're watching me today?"
"Yeah I am," Tony replied. "Your mom's going out."
Lila nodded. "She tolded me."
"So, what're we doing today, teddy bear?"
"Hmmm," Lila tapped her chin, then lit up. "Dress up?"
"You wanna play dress up?"
"Mhm!"
"Is there any way I might be able to convince you to reconsider?" He knew it was a lost cause, but, hey, might as well try, right?
"Nope!"
Tony sighed with faked dramaticity. "Of course not. Do you already know what you're going to force me to wear or do you need to go look?"
"I know! Come with me!"
"Yes, ma'am."