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I'm At Your Altar Baby by SK_Morello
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
03 May 2026
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"Sebastian Vael was quite possibly the most boring man to exist in the whole of Thedas," Sebastian read in his delicious Starkhaven accent, "When he wasn't busy praising the Maker, he could be found disapproving of every form of fun available in Kirkwall."
Hawke grinned at that particular line.
"You did disapprove of The Hanged Man -"
"- Because it was terrible, Garrett. They cut the drinks, the food was vile and when Fenris killed Danarius they didn't bother cleaning up the blood, they just threw more sawdust down on the floor. I didn't disapprove of the drinking, or the gambling."
"Or the fighting?"
"Not when you were winning, my love."
Sebastian doesn't agree with his portrayal in Varric's new book. It becomes a game in bed.