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1. Dinner for (Three?) Two by snoopypez

   Fandoms: The Colbert Report, Colbert Report FPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 May 2026

   Tags

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   • "Stephen Colbert"/Tad
   • "Stephen Colbert"
   • Tad the Building Manager
   • Jon Stewart
   • Repression
   • bad work practices
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • really stupid choices
   • unrealistic
   • (as if the rest of the series is??)

   Summary

   "Look. Why don't we make a deal?" Stephen leaned forward conspiringly. "I'll forget all about your thievery, and you don't bring up health care for, let's say, at least a week." With that, he sat back, satisfied.

   "If you admit my thievery was necessary," Tad muttered under his breath before sighing and nodding, about to agree when he thought of something. "A work week or a normal week?" There was a whole two day difference there.

   Stephen chose to not hear that first bit, and he took a sip of his water before becoming annoyed all over again.

   "A normal week, Tad! Seven days!" He practically slammed his glass back down. "168 hours! 10080 minutes!" Good God.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Tad's Quest For Health Insurance

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   English

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