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Ace Trappola added 6 others to the group
Thursday 6:53 PM
Ace Trappola: guys please i am in desperate need of assistance..
Ace Trappola: this js some Serious business we're dealing with here.
Yuu: Who is we?
Jack Howl left the group
Ace Trappola added Jack Howl to the group
Ace Trappola: DONT LEAVE ME MAN… WE’RE PALS RIGHT????
Jack Howl: Who are you…?
Ace Trappola: wow. Wow man. After we've been through so much together… Did our underwater journey mean NOTHING to you……
Deuce Spade: What do tou even nee d help with? Tou added us here asking for help and gou havent even said whata tyou need help with
Epel Felmier: Holy typo
Jack Howl: Turn your autocorrect on.
Deuce Spade: I had it onbut Ac e sfole my phoen and chnagd it to a language i dont unsedtand, so neo I can't tudn it back on…
Ace Trappola: LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT 😭 my bad brah
Deuce Spads: Hwy are you apokgixing if youre not aorry 🫤
Yuu: You could always just profread your sentences?
Ace Trappola: This guy asked Deuce to proffread and couldn’t even spell profred right 😭😭
Yuu: This white boy is always in my business… 😑
Deuce Spade: Why woruld I wan t to proofread somthign outsidn of shcol
Ortho Shroud: The correct spelling is ‘proofread!’ Nice work, Deuce Spade!
Yuu: HOW??
Epel Felmier: 20 messages in and Ace still hasn't said what he needs help with
Epel Felmier: Go ahead and get your adderall buddy
Ace Trappola: oh ya I forgot lol
Jack Howl: Your adderall?
Ace Trappola: the QUESTION brah 😑
Ace Trappola: WAIT NO THIS IS SERIOUS
Ace Trappola: guyssss pretty please with a cherry on top can you share your answers for fhe assignment in Trein’s class 🙏🙏 We're all pals here right?? 😄
Sebek Zigvolt: WE ARE NOT. REMOVE ME FROM THIS CHATTING GROUP IMMEDIATELY.
Deuce Spade: Woag hi Sebke
Sebek Zigvolt: TURN ON YOUR AUTOCORRECT, HUMAN.
Deuce Spade: ICNAT 😭😭😭
Yuu: Wait
Yuu: Did you intentionally turn on caps lock, Sebek? 😭 I’d understand if you were on a computer or something, but you would have had to manually turn it on since you're texting from a phone..
Ortho Shroud: :0
Sebek Zigvolt: ..I feel it conveys my messages better….
Ortho Shroud: Awww… He's shy!
Ace Trappola: so cute 🥰🥰
Ace Trappola changed Sebek Zigvolt’s nickname to ‘capslock crusader’
capslock crusader: ???
Ace Trappola: Wait my fault
Ace Trappola changed capslock crusader’s nickname to ‘CAPSLOCK CRUSADER’
Epel Felmier: LMAO
Deuce Spade: Chi ill on hjm 😭😭
CAPSLOCK CRUSADER: ENOUGH.
Deuce Spade: Rigth bakc to cpalcok.. Yhe dedicatoon to the bit is respectbe
Jack Howl: Ortho please for the love of Sevens, turn autocorrect on for Deuce’s phone.
Deuce Spade: WHEILEB YOUR AT IT PLWASE CHANGE THE LANGUGE BACKTOO 😭😭😭😭
Sebek Zigvolt: *YOU’RE
Ortho Shroud: Sure! Deuce Spade’s language and autocorrect settings should now both be fixed!
Deuce Spade: YES FINALLY
Deuce Spade: I’d like to thank my mom, Jack, and Ortho… It's been 5 months since I last understood a word on my phone. 🥲
Deuce Spade: Also, Ace you're not getting my answers 👍
Ace Trappola: man I don't want YOUR answers… I’ve seen you put the queen of hearts as your answer to a math problem 💀
Deuce Spade: It was a word problem ok…
Ace Trappola: YEAH. about the growth rate of bacteria in the coral sea buddy 👍👍
Deuce Spade: I was praying for her to transfer the answers into my mind…
Ace Trappola: PLEASE CAN ANYONE OTHER THAN DEUCE HELP ME OUT
Yuu: I haven't done my work either.. 😔
Epel Felmier: Yeah same
Epel Felmier: Even if I did do it you wouldn't get them tho 🫵😂
Ace Trappola: WE’RE IN THE SAME SINKING BOAT LITTLE BOY
Ortho Shroud: W comeback, Ace Trappola! Permission to post on s/clevercomebacks?
Yuu: I just threw up in my mouth
Ortho Shroud: From how awesome my response was, surely!
Jack Howl: If you're having trouble with your assignments, just ask the professor. I’m not helping you cop out of this, Ace.
CAPSLOCK CRUSADER: I’VE LONG SINCE FINISHED THE ASSIGNMENT. HOWEVER, I WILL NOT SHARE MY ANSWERS BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
Jack Howl: Damn, not even because it's against the rules…?
Ace Trappola: wow. Whatever.. I don't even care because I already know my best buddy Ortho is going to help me out
Ortho Shroud: Sorry! I can't share either!
Ace Trappola: ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW
Ortho Shroud: Since I’m a technomatic humanoid, I was told that sharing my answers on assignments would have serious repercussions on my end!
Epel Felmier: You better lock in man
Yuu: ^ Guy who also hasn't done the assignment btw
Jack: The call is coming from inside the house, Yuu…
Ace Trappola: you guys are BAD friends.. Now I’m not paying for any of your lunches 🫤
Yuu: You wouldn't do that even IF we shared our answers
Epel Felmier: ^ Guy who doesn't have the answers btw
Ortho Shroud: Gottem!
Yuu: Ok damn
Ace Trappola: yeah your right 🫤was worth a shot tho
CAPSLOCK CRUSADER: *YOU’RE
Ace Trappola changed CAPSLOCK CRUSADER’s nickname to ‘ALL CAP ADMIRAL’
ALL CAP ADMIRAL: TRUST YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH IN DUE TIME.
Ace Trappola: whatever that means
Saturday 4:17 PM
Yuu: hqbgisvsue uebrnf hjlz2&64!;&/’
Epel Felmier: Huh?
Yuu: $/ jsjwni92
Yuu: Sorry. Grim stole my phone, saw the groupchat, and decided to message in it because he was sa d ober bei n
Yuu: isbwi$-!1’j’anak@/
Yuu: -sad over being excluded
Ortho Shroud: Oh I see! All the typos make sense now!
Deuce Spade: Wait why did he make so many typos?
Ace Trappola: 💀
Deuce Spade: SHUT UP. SEVENS FORBID I ASK AN INQUISITIVE LITTLE QUESTION.
Ace Trappola: i didn't even say anything man
Ortho Shroud: It’s because he isn't able to type words properly since phone keyboards weren't designed with cat paws in mind!
Ace Trappola: WHAT FOR REAL 😲😲
Ortho Shroud: I will sell your sensitive data to third-party buyers for a singular madol!
Ace Trappola: I’m sorry. Ortho I love you.
Ortho Shroud: Hmm… Apology accepted!
Yuu: NQIEJS SO akan Ia
Yuu: What he means to say is that he's not a cat
ALL CAP ADMIRAL: JUST SEND A VOICE MEMO, CAT.
Yuu sent a voice memo
“Mrah!!!!! How could you create a chat group and not add the Great Grim?! Also, I saw that Sebek! Stop calling me cat!!!”
Deuce Spade: Aww I feel kinda bad
Ace Trappola: you dont have a phone or the thumbs to type little guy
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: INDEED. CAT, YOU ARE MONETARILY LACKING.
Jack Howl: What he means to say is that you have no money.
Epel Felmier: Yah grim he just said youre broke as fuck
Epel Felmier: Are you going to take that bro
Ortho Shroud: I’ll paypal you 1 madol to support!
Deuce Spade: Ortho you and your family have a gajillion madols sitting in your bank account, but you could only spare 1?
Ortho Shroud: Idia spent the monthly allowance on a 1:1 scale figure of his favorite character! Very cool figure, by the way! 🙂↕️
Yuu sent a voice memo
“That’s it! I’m starting a Go Pay Me and I’ll be rich and you'll all be broke and jobless!! Myahaha!!”
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: NO NEED TO WORRY, AS ACE TRAPPOLA IS ALREADY BROKE, JOBLESS, AND BROKE.
Ace Trappola: ??why did u say broke twice
Ace Trappola: there r 3 other broke and jobless people here so why did u single me out bruh 😑
Epel Felmier: Because youre his favorite obviously
Jack Howl: Yup. You're always on his mind.
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY INSUFFERABLE.
Ace Trappola: aww, srry to break the news to you sebeypoo but i dont swing that way ✌️😅
Ortho Shroud: ?
Yuu: ?
Deuce Spade: ?
Jack Howl: ?
Epel Felmier: ?
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: ?
Ace Trappola: HELLO???
Ace Trappola: WHATS WITH ALL OF U ‘?’ING ME
Ace Trappola: EVEN SEBEK?????
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: THERE’S NO NEED TO LIE, HUMAN.
Deuce Spade: Its ok if youre gay dude, youre still our friend
Ortho Shroud: It's ok to be gay!
Yuu: We support 🙂↕️
Ace Trappola: oh my sevens bruh
Yuu sent a voice memo:
“Ace is gay, fork found in kitchen! We get it!! Now let’s talk about some more important things like how my Go Pay Me just raised 5000 madols! Myaha you brokies need to step up your game!!”
Deuce Spade: HUH
Ace Trappola: @ortho is this true?
Ortho Shroud: I’m not grok, bruh!
Ortho Shroud: Also, yes. Grim has raised 5000 madols… and counting!
Ortho Shroud: Oh my sevens.
Epel Felmier: I honestly considered grilling Grim just now
Yuu: Grilling?
Epel Felmier: I hungry
Deuce Spade: Awesome bro
Jack Howl: @Yuu Why is your cat classist?
Yuu: I don’t know man 😭He’s just been about his bread since I told him what capitalism is
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: SO THIS IS YOUR DOING.
Yuu: Capitalism? cmon man i’m not that old
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: ?
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: NO, OBVIOUSLY NOT.
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: I AM IRRITATED NOW.
ALL CAPS ADMIRAL: I WILL CEASE MY ENGAGEMENT WITH THIS CONVERSATION.
Ace Trappola: woww nice yuu 😑scared off sebek with your dumbass answer
Yuu: This white boy is alwaysss in my business *laugh track plays*
Yuu: Haha, that's like my catchphrase now
Yuu: What do you guys think
Jack Howl: Let's get you to bed.
Saturday 7:01 PM
Ortho Shroud: Sorry Azul Ashengrotto, but Ace said sorry, so the deal is off! No sensitive data for you.
Azul Ashengrotto: Curses…