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ILYA 💍
07.28 PM
Baby, our dinner is ready!
Got done sooner than I thought
What time will you be home?
08.11 PM
Ilyaaaaaaaaaaa tell me when you’re on the way home
I think I’m going to reheat them again
You should be coming home in 15 minutes, right?
08.45 PM
Ilya?
08.46 PM
Missed call
08.55 PM
Why aren’t you picking up my calls?
Are you okay?
09.01 PM
Ilya seriously I’m getting worried
Why is your find my showing you’re in Troy’s apartment?
09.01 PM
Missed call
09.02 PM
Missed call
Troy Barrett
09.02 PM
Troy
Where the fuck is my husband and why isn’t he answering my calls?
09.02 PM
Missed call
09.02 PM
oh shiiiitttt
shane i’m sorry
my fault
i asked capt if he could help me with something for harris
we lost track of time he’s on his way home as we speak
09.03 PM
Tell him don’t bother rushing or speeding.
And tell him to get dinner someplace else.
ILYA 💍
09.03 PM
Shane
Myh baby
I am so sorry I had my phone in my gear bag the whole time
I completely forgot you are cooking us dinner
I am so sorry moya lyubov
I am on the way home
09.04 PM
Missed call from Ilya
09.04 PM
Missed call from Ilya
09.05 PM
I know you hate it when I text and drive so I will be a good obedient husband and put my phone down
But I am letting you know that I will be driving at exactly 120 km/h which will make me arrive at home at exactly 9.45 pm
I love you I will be home soon
You can be mad at me later I do not mind since I fucked up
Mom 🤰
09.11 PM
Mom are you home?
Ilya is being annoying and I want to eat with you
09.12 PM
Incoming call from Mom
09.21 PM
Call ended.
I’m on my way
MLH Tracker @MLHtracker
Shane Hollander has unfollowed Ilya Rozanov on Instagram, X, and Threads.
hollanov’s puck @rozanov8124
YAAAALLLLLL OUR PARENTS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
rozanov defender @rznv81
ilya rozanov what did you do this time
shayden forever @rookiehayden
and hayden remains the only person shane has never unfollowed in his life
Replying to @rookiehayden
pike goal soon @pike_2020
literally take hayden out of your @ ur so embarrassing
hollzy @hollandergoat
the fact that this happened an hour after centaurs’ game ohhhhhhhhhhh i’m so fucking nosy @shanehollander SPILL!
8124 @parentshollanov
hollander unfollowing rozanov on every social media he has everytime they fight is so fucking messy i love my parents 😭
Hockey TMZ @hockeyblinditems
Montreal Metros’ Shane Hollander has unfollowed husband Ilya Rozanov following the Centaurs’ game, despite the team’s successful wipeout to the New York Admirals. Divorce announcement soon?
Read more here hockeytmz.com/hollander-unfollows…
Replying to @hockeyblinditems
8124 @parentshollanov
bro literally shut up they do this every 10 business days
My husband my everything #1 💦😈🤤🐞👑
09.47 PM
Missed call
09.47 PM
Sweetheart
Where are you?
Why is the house empty?
09.48 PM
Unsuccessful call
09.48 PM
Sweetheart did you remove me from find my?
Why do you have me blocked
Where are you
I’m sorry
Please
I cannot DM you either
09.48 PM
Shane
Yuna Hollander (Husband's Mom)
09.50 PM
Yuna
Is Shane with you?
09.51 PM
Yes.
09.51 PM
I fucked up
I was supposed to have dinner with him but I forgot
Can you tell him to unblock me please
I am coming there
09.51 PM
Don’t spiral.
Not a good idea to come here, I think
It’s okay, Ilya.
You’re not even supposed to know he’s here.
09.52 PM
I miss hiiiiiimmmmmmmm 😭😭😭😭😭
😭
😭
😭
😭
Yunaaaaaaaaa
09.52 PM
Just told David what you did.
You better start thinking of more ways to apologize to him.
09.52 PM
My baby 😭
I would do anything
But he has me blocked everywhere Yuna
I love him and he has me blocked
He removed me from our family group chat too
09.52 PM
He’ll come around.
Get yourself cleaned up and rest. I’ll handle him.
09.52 PM
What even is sleep without him by my side Yuna
You are suggesting the impossible
I need to literally breathe him in
I miss him
09.55 PM
Yunaaaaaaaa where is my husband I need to see him
Freckles
09.58 PM
Yuna 😭😭😭
09.59 PM
Can I come over please 😭
10.03 PM
I have showered and changed and I cannot see my husband
A picture
Please just a picture
10.08 PM
YUNAAAAAA 😭😭
10.10 PM
Jesus.
Stop pinging me.
He’s gonna take my phone away if he knows I’m updating you about his whereabouts.
10.10 PM
I miss him Yuna
Tell him I’m sorry
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
Invite me back to the Hollander group chat
10.11 PM
I’m not going to do that.
ilyarozanovofficial You won’t see this because you have me blocked on Instagram but I miss you my husband I am so sorry please come back home and unblock me from imessage @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
rozanovdefender LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO SHANEEEE
hollzy24 get his ass hollander 🤣
rozyrozyrozy What did you do 😭
hollanovparents #ShaneDoNotUnblockIlya
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock me
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneel
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologi
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i miss
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
Remarks: you so much
Yuna Hollander (Husband's Mom)
10.30 PM
Did you just wire my son $30K?
10.31 PM
It’s the only platform he cannot block me from
Yuna I am desperate
SHANE HOLLANDER has wired you $1
Remarks: Leave me alone
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
Remarks: come back home i miss you
SHANE HOLLANDER has wired you $1
Remarks: Stop texting my mom
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20,000
Remarks: Unblock me baby
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20,000
Remarks: I’m sorry for going to Troy’s instead of
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20,000
Remarks: immediately coming home i forgot we
Scotiabank
Whoa, that’s a lot of transfers, Ilya 👀
You’ve reached your $100,000 daily transfer limit. Transfers are temporarily capped at $20 until tomorrow.
Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
@ScotiabankHelps increase my transfer limit
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20
Remarks: sorry for small amount i reached trf limit
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20
Remarks: as i was saying i apologize for not comi
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20
Remarks: coming home asap and forgot dinner
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20
Remarks: i will leave you alone but please know
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20
Remarks: that i love you and i miss you and i
ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $20
Remarks: will be waiting at home for you
shanehollanderhockeyplayer @scotiabank please don’t let my husband abuse your transfer feature again.
ilyarozanovoffical what's mine is yours anyway. do not listen @scotiabank this is the only source of communication i have in case my husband blocks me again
8124 @parentshollanov
hoe did you transfer shane 100K as an apology @rozanovofficial
8124 @parentshollanov
just googled transfer limit for scotia bank priority customer and it said $100k per day
Replying to @hockeyblinditems
Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
Yes I did
Replying to @rozanovofficial
8124 @parentshollanov
damn eat the rich i guess
Replying to @hockeyblinditems
Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
Why do you want to eat my husband?
8124 @parentshollanov
FUCKING UNBLOCK ME THIS IS A TWITTER SLANG @rozanovofficial
8124 @parentshollanov
damn eat the rich i guess