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Jin Ling and his uncles

Summary:

Jin Ling is being supported by his mob of uncles
(Inspired by a comment on YouTube)
(So the fanfic is sus)

Notes:

Inspired by a meme about the summary of Jin Ling’s uncle
Don’t think about the logic of this fic
Just written for fun and no plot

Work Text:

Jin Ling backed away and yelled, “Wait till my uncles know about this! All of you won’t get away from this!”

The bullies stared at the boy hungrily and one of them sneered, “Oh? Who is your uncle anyway?”

“Probably a beggar in the alleyways.”

“Or probably a weak scholar!”

Then they evilly laughed.

As Jin Ling clenched his teeth, everyone suddenly heard a cold voice say, “His uncle is me, any last words?”

The bullies looked careless while Jin Ling’s eyes lit up, “JiuJiu!”

Jiang Cheng appeared before the bullies, the purple lighting whip crackling electricity sparks in his hand, making the bullies’s faces turn pale, starting to realize they messed with the wrong person.

Before they can think of running away, they heard a cheerful voice called out, “Jin Ling! Who is bullying you? Tell me and will send Wen Ning to teach them a lesson!”

Wei Wuxian along with Lan WangJi both made their presence, followed by Lan XiChen and Nie MingJue. Wei Wuxian twirling his flute was enough to make the bullies’s lips to quiver in fear.

Why in the world would they choose to bully a boy which so many uncles that shouldn’t be messed with?

But it wasn’t over.

Jin GuangYao and Nie Huaisang made their presence causing the bullies’s legs to tremble violently.

Jin GuangYao gave in honey-sweet smile and asked in a lukewarm tone, “A-Ling, who bullied you. Tell me and I shall play the collection of turmoil for them.”

Nie Huaisang’s face darkened at the mention of the evil music and scoffed as he fanned him self, “San-Ge, maybe not with the evil music. Maybe some poisonous smoke could do the job.”

“Nie Huaisang, you-!”

Wei Wuxian ignored the two frenemies quarrel and walked forward a few steps, tapping the flute within the palm of his hand, giving in a dark smirk, “Whoever dares to bully my ShiJie’s son will regret it.”

Jin Ling crossed his arms pridefully, “Right! You all have messed with the wrong guy.”

The bullies already regretted choosing Jin Ling to pick on. But there’s no regret medicine to take.

Wei Wuxian made eye contact with Jin GuangYao whom received the message and took out his guqin.

As Jin Ling and his uncles putted on their ear muffs, Jin GuangYao played the collection of turmoil, causing the bullies to go mad and fight against each other until they were all exhausted and laying on the ground injured.