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Lily
Reply: Hey babe, so my birthday is coming up.
Message: I know this. I have already contacted 14th best player of the Montreal Metros to plan you a boring party.
Reply: Oh. Wait, really?
Reply: Okay. Anyway, I was thinking more about something we could do to celebrate with just us. There’s something I want to try with you. In the bedroom…
Message: Shane Hollander, are you sexting me? Please say more awkward things.
Reply: You’re such an asshole!
Message: Yes. But I think I am not the asshole you are concerned about this time, yes?
Reply: No. You’re not. So you know how much I like when you open me up with your fingers, right?
Message: I do know this. You purr like a kitten when I stretch you out. My little slut.
Reply: Well, I’ve been doing some research and I came across something that piqued my interest.
Message: This is not surprising. You research everything. Let me look up word piqued.
Message: Okay, aroused you. Yes, go on.
Reply: Ughhh.
Reply: Anyway. I want to see if maybe I can take more of your fingers, maybe all of them?
Message: You want me to fist you? I can do this. Will be so sexy to see my wrist swallowed by your beautiful hole.
Reply: Oh my god!!! Wait, you know about fisting?
Reply: And you’d be into it?
Message: I know many things moya lyubov. I would do anything to make you squirm with pleasure. Is not even a question. It should work with some preparation. The last few plugs we bought are very large and you take them no problem.
Reply: I may have been thinking about this for a while…
Message: My beautiful slutty husband. Yes, I will fist you my darling. Make you scream my name until you are cumming and pissing everywhere. Will be so hot. I will add tarp to my shopping list.
Reply: Fuck you. Thank you.
Reply: I can’t wait to see you. I’ll be home in a few days. The commercial shoots are going well, at least the director seems to think so.
Message: I will have everything ready for when you get back. Today was the one for Rolex yes?
Reply: Yeah, they had me opposite Henry Cavill. Such a weird pairing. He was nice though.
Message: I’ll bet he needed a large watch. Superman has very large hands.
Reply: Stop it.
Message: What is his glove size?
Reply: Ilya.
Message: He could punch through a brick wall, no issue.
Reply: I’m turning off my phone now. Goodbye menace.
Message: Facetime request from Lily