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Jane 💖
how is your photoshoot moya zvezda
It's okay I think.
you are not having fun?
I never have fun at these
you do not have to do it if you are uncomfortable
No it's fine!
This one is just
Different I guess
bad?
I don't think so
Out of my comfort zone maybe
You're comfort zone is very small moya lyubov
Fuck off
It's just a little out there compared to what I usually do
out there?
If I send you a sneak peek do you promise to be normal?
of course!
i will be most normal husband in the world!
I do not believe you in the slightest.
Ilya?
Is it bad?
Ilya, I have your tweet notifications on, this is not being normal.
you have my notifications on?
😍
🙄
Stop tweeting!
I have to go back to the shoot, please don't make Harris confiscate your account again.
shane you cannot do any more photoshoots
i do not want to fight our fans
Are they being mean about the pictures?
no!
opposite!
they like them too much
Oh you're jealous
😊
shane millions of people are looking at your abs! they are mine!
Okay well my abs are mine first of all
Secondly everyone knows I belong to you baby
they do not act like it!
I'm almost done here and then I'll come home and remind you how much I belong to you okay?
But only if you stop tweeting.
i will never tweet again moye solnyshko
Yes you will but I love you anyway 💖
ya tebya lyublyu 💖