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MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Montreal vs Ottawa 7pm EST. Mic'd up tonight: @rozanov81 (Ottawa) and @hstedlundhockey (Montreal).

6:08 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Julia Rozanova
@jrozanova4ever

my favorite show is back tonight!!!! @rozanov81 getting mic'd up!!! and against Montreal!!! God loves me! #GoCentaurs

6:11 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Marie @ganseystan81  ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @jrozanova4ever

I bought popcorn and everything

Ally Rainbows
@shanesbff

taking notes on who else gets cancelled after tonight's Montreal vs Ottawa game

6:18 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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into hockey since before you were born
@marhockey

for the uninitiated, @mhlmicdupnsfw will be tweeting only the best chirps for you. as per usual, they won't censor anything so yes this is where you go to see who gets cancelled after tonight

6:58 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @marhockey

auntie marhockey how many goals will the Cens score tonight

into hockey since before you were born @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @jrozanova4ever

at the very least I expect a Hollander hat trick. but your boy Rozanov might score as well. He fucking hates the Voyageurs enough to score out of spite

Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @marhockey

yay

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

First face off.

Rozanov: having a good time?

Taylor: fuck you, Rozanov

Rozanov: I only fuck top MHL scorers sorry

7:03 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Marie @ganseystan81  ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

I wonder if this was what foreplay was like for #hollanov when they were on different teams

Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @ganseystan81 

it probably was lol

Katelyn @katebunny ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @ganseystan81 

bold of u to say @rozanov81 would flirt with anyone who's not wearing a 24 on their jersey

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Hollander scores off a Haas assist.

Stedlund: come on boys, are you gonna let these fags shut us out?

7:10 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Ally Rainbows @shanesbff∙ Feb 25
Replying to @ mhlmicdupnsfw

and here we go

Hollander's left hand @24magichands ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

is this a new record? it took them 10 minutes to start saying shit lmao

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Rozanov: did it hurt?

Taylor: suck my dick, Rozanov

Rozanov: would be best blowjob of your life

7:13 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Ally Rainbows @shanesbff∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

I BELIEVE HIM

No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

I BELIEVE HIM

24×81 @hollanovlunatic ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

I BELIEVE HIM

into hockey since before you were born @marhockey ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

such class in the Montreal locker room

Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @ganseystan81 

I BELIEVE HIM. HE BAGGED HOLLANDER AFTER ALL

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

[from the bench]

Rozanov: come on, Hollander, fuck Comeau's shit up

Barrett: aren't you mic'd up tonight, Cap?

Rozanov: and? fuck Montreal anyway

7:16 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

he's a poet

Fuck Montreal Bot @fckmontrealbot ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

FUCK MONTREAL

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Taylor scores off a Laine assist.

[from the bench]

Stedlund: that's what I'm talking about. fuck these fairies up their ass

Roy: fuck the Centaurs

7:19 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

First intermission. Current score Ottawa 1 - Montreal 1.

7:21 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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into hockey since before you were born
@marhockey

[Video description: Shane Hollander's perfect shot on goal in the first period]

as someone who's been watching hockey since before most of y'all were born, can I just say #hollanov is probably the best thing to ever happen to this sport? all the matches i've seen this season, the Cens have fucking killed it. and they'll probably kill it tonight as well.

7:27 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Mark Johnson
@markj0hnson

[Image description: Ilya Rozanov slapping Shane Hollander's back. They're both smiling.]

i'm so tired of this gay shit. why they gotta flaunt it in front of our faces. on the ice it should be about hockey, nothing else. real hockey is not whatever this is

7:29 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @markj0hnson

literally nothing is happening why are you so mad

Mark Johnson @markj0hnson ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @leahonthepuck

I don't talk think you as a woman know enough about hockey to have an opinion on it

Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @markj0hnson

lmao I'm not even going to entertain this with a reply

Viktor's Hockey Account @realhockeyfan81 ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @markj0hnson

bruh that's Leah Schummer she's a forward for the Vancouver Goldeneyes

Mark Johnson @markj0hnson ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @realhockeyfan81

that's not real hockey

Viktor's Hockey Account @realhockeyfan81 ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @markj0hnson

you're a piece of shit man

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

First intermission over. Rozanov and Taylor once again at the face off.

Taylor: you're just Hollander's little bitch

Rozanov: yes we have leash and collar with my name at home

7:40 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

lmao

Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

OH MY GOD

No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

I BELIEVE HIM

in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

you heard it here first: Shane Hollander walks Ilya Rozanov like a dog and my man Rozanov is exactly where he wants to be

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Rozanov scores off a Barrett assist.

Rozanov: that's what I'm talking about!

Barrett: that was fucking sick, do it again, man

Rozanov: okay

7:42 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

it's Ilya Rozanov's world. we just live in it

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Boizeau bodychecks Rozanov.

Rozanov: come on, Boizeau. I thought we were friends now.

Boizeau: fuck you, Rozanov

Rozanov: you're uninvited to Shane's birthday party

Boizeau: can I be there when he tells you where to shove it?

Rozanov: if you wanted threesome all you had to do was ask

7:47 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

lmao

Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

JJ Boizeau in a hollanov sandwich? more on that on AO3 this evening

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Rozanov scores off a Barrett assist. Again.

Rozanov: fucking fuck Montreal!

7:49 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

it really is Ilya Rozanov's world. we just live in it

Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

fucking fuck Montreal!

Ally Rainbows @shanesbff∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

fuck Montreal!

Fuck Montreal Bot @fckmontrealbot ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

FUCK MONTREAL

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Chouinard bodychecks Stedlund

Stedlund: fucking pussy!

Chouinard: having fun, Stedlund?

7:53 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

that's my man!

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Two minutes for Stedlund for tripping Haas.

Stedlund: oh for fuck's sake

Ref: to the box, Stedlund, I'm not gonna say it again

Stedlund: that motherfucker tripped on his own skates

Ref: Stedlund. Now.

Stedlund: this town is full of fucking cocksuckers

7:55 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

anyone got the stats on how many Voyageurs are cancelled now?

Hollander's abs @hayleyhollander ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @sufferingcens

Comeau, Stedlund, Drapeau, Gagnon and Roy confirmed homophobic assholes. we also cancelled Koch for cheating on my baby Dani Avanzini

Daniela Avanzini Defense Attorney @danidani ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @hayleyhollander

imagine dating THE Daniela Avanzini and cheating on her. idk hockey but i know a fool when i see one @71kochhockey

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Hollander scores on the power play.

[from the bench]

Rozanov: that's my fucking husband everyone!

Boodram: we know buddy

7:57 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

that's his HUSBAND!!!

No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

suffering again because I'm not at the boy aquarium seeing this live

in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

HIS FUCKING HUSBAND!!!!!

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Second intermission. Current score Ottawa 4 - Montreal 1

8:01 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Julia Rozanova
@jrozanova4ever

I wish I was a fly on the wall in that visiting locker room. I just know the voyageurs are fuming rn

8:11 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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into hockey since before you were born
@marhockey

can y'all believe the Voyageurs traded Shane motherfucking Hollander to the Centaurs? every day I wonder who in the Voyageurs was stupid enough to sign on that. I gotta send them a fruit basket to thank them for the opportunity to watch the best hockey in the world though

8:12 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

once again I am asking to know who had the final vote so I can send them flowers

broken shayden stan @mtllover35 ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

they ruined my dream roster!!! I want their name so I can b0mb their house

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Second intermission over. Rozanov and Schneider at the face off.

Schneider: does Hollander reward you for being good later?

Rozanov: yes I'm only allowed to cum when I score

Schneider: jesus what a dick

Rozanov: yes and he's all mine

8:19 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

lmao

in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

he's so romantic i'm going to pass out

THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR @hollanovbeliever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

"I'm only allowed to cum when I score" you heard it here first folk. #hollanov orgasm denial is real. enyospuck on AO3 was always right

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Barrett scores off a Rozanov assist.

Rozanov: yes! davay!

Barrett: fuck yes!

Rozanov: that's what I'm talking about! Fuck Montreal!

8:25 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

fuck Montreal!

Ally Rainbows @shanesbff∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

fuck Montreal!

Fuck Montreal Bot @fckmontrealbot ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

FUCK MONTREAL

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Rozanov (dropping gloves) : what the fuck did you say about my husband, you piece of shit?

Roy: you fucking heard me, Rozanov

Rozanov: yeah well fuck you

(video to follow)

8:28 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

[Video description: Rozanov punches Roy square in the face. Roy covers his face with his arm, but Rozanov grabs it and throws another punch right handed.]

And that's 5 minutes in the sin bin for Rozanov.

8:30 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

he's so romantic! he's defending his man's honor!

THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR @hollanovbeliever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

and that's a broken nose for Roy yippee

Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

that's his HUSBAND!!!

THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR
@hollanovbeliever

[Image description: Ilya Rozanov in the penalty box. He's smiling.]

He literally regrets nothing. I'm in love with him

8:30 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @hollanovbeliever

on a scale of 1-10 how likely is Rozanov to sleep on the couch for taking a swing at Roy

THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR @hollanovbeliever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @2481forever

girl Shane is gonna be on that dick the minute they're off camera. they're freaky like that

in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @hollanovbeliever

but Montreal on the power play! they could score!

THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR @hollanovbeliever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @2481forever

not with Hayes on goal. Taylor's goal was a fluke

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

And that's a shorthanded goal for Ottawa and a hat trick for Hollander.

[from the bench]

Stedlund: oh come on

Pike: I fucking told you not to start shit with Rozanov for fuck's sake

(video to follow)

8:32 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Leah S @leahonthepuck ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

lmao

Hollander's abs @hayleyhollander ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

big lmao

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

[Video description: Hollander scores a hat trick in a five hole. You can see Hollander waving at the penalty box.]

(celebrating from the penalty box)

Rozanov: that's what I'm talking about, sweetheart! I'm putting a baby in you tonight!

8:34 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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Julia Rozanova @jrozanova4ever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

OH MY GOD

in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined this would be real life

No longer Suffering Cens Fan @sufferingcens ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

I BELIEVE HIM

THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR @hollanovbeliever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @mhlmicdupnsfw

AO3 about to explode with the pregnant Shane fics I just know it

Ally Rainbows
@shanesbff

two minutes on the clock and everything's surprisingly silent on the Comeau front

8:38 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @shanesbff

I honest to god think they gagged him after the last time he was mic'd up back in October. didn't they fine him after he called Hollander a cocksucking traitor?

Ally Rainbows @shanesbff∙ Feb 25
Replying to @2481forever

you know what? you might be right. he also said Haas was gagging on Rozanov's cock at some point. that was a good game.

in the hollanov trenches since 2017 @2481forever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @shanesbff

nothing beats Ilya "I'm only allowed to cum when I score" Rozanov tonight i'm afraid

MHL Mic'd Up (uncensored)
@mhlmicdupnsfw

Game's over. Final score Ottawa 6 - Montreal 1.

Get the highlights of the game with @mhlhighlights and follow us for more #mhlmicdup tomorrow. Toronto vs Buffalo @ 7 pm EST.

8:41 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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in the hollanov trenches since 2017
@2481forever

[Image description: Ilya kissing Shane's cheek at the end of the game.]

Tonight's favorite hollanov moment

8:30 PM ∙ Feb 25, 2022

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THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR @hollanovbeliever ∙ Feb 25
Replying to @2481forever

another one for my collection