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Group Chat: color gang
Members: 5
Description: We are all queer in both senses of the word
Red(cakefighter)
The Second Coming(artiste)
Yellow(localcoder)
Green(breakdance)
Blue(berryblue)
Tuesday, 4:35 AM
breakdance - ughh
artiste - why is your ass awake at 4 AM on the first day of school
breakdance - couldn’t sleeepppp
breakdance - i don’t want to go to school
artiste - yeah, well
artiste - at least you won’t be on your bum doomscrolling all the time
artiste - wait
artiste - what were u doing before u texted me
breakdance - coughs
artiste - GO TO SLEEP.
breakdance - and why are you awake mr. cop
artiste -
artiste - sigh
artiste - i stayed up too late playing games and chugging energy drinks with my bro :(
breakdance - you HYPOCRITE
breakdance - tell him hi from me
artiste - lol
Private chat between The Second Coming(artiste) and The Chosen One(Chosen)
Tuesday, 4:50 AM
artiste - green says hi
Chosen - send him the entire bee movie script
artiste - a man of culture i see
artiste - ofc ofc
Group Chat: color gang
Members: 5
Description: We are all queer in both senses of the word
Red(cakefighter)
The Second Coming(artiste)
Yellow(localcoder)
Green(breakdance)
Blue(berryblue)
Tuesday, 4:52 AM
artiste - [beemovie.docx]
breakdance - wtf
artiste - go to sleep
breakdance - you go to sleep!
artiste - if u do it
breakdance - >:(
artiste - >:(
breakdance - fine
artiste - fine!
7:03 AM
localcoder - getting anyone to take care of themselves in here is such a struggle
localcoder - anyways, orange when are u and ur brother gonna pick us up
artiste - brushing my teeth rn
artiste - crap i got water on my phone
berryblue - that’s not good!
berryblue - wipe it with a towel or dunk it in some rice
berryblue - it’ll help get it off without damaging the screen!
artiste - ty blue ily ily
berryblue - :3
breakdance - second i’m ready i prepared earlier to save myself the trouble
breakdance - just tell me when you’re by my house
artiste - alr!!
berryblue - i’m ready too!
artiste - slay
artiste - REDDDD u ready @cakefighter
cakefighter - don’t want to wake up
cakefigher - eyes bleary
cakefighter - my back sounds like a drill with how much its cracking when i stretch
artiste - red pls
artiste - ur gonna be late
cakefighter - tireeeddd
artiste - RED
cakefigher - fiiiiiineeeee
cakefighter - sobs
cakefigher - brb
artiste - lesgo
artiste - anyways im ready now, im off to pick yall up!!!
berryblue - thanks for carpooling with us again second!!
artiste - ofc
cakefighter - yess thanks
localcoder - it was nice of u
breakdance - slay
artiste - :D
Private chat between Alan Becker(cursor) and The Chosen One(Chosen)
Tuesday, 8:21 AM
cursor - pls tell me u got there safe
Chosen - oh hey dad
Chosen - i hit a mailbox but its all good
cursor - what
cursor - i’m sorry?
cursor - chosen?
cursor - was that a joke?
cursor - CHOSEN?
Group Chat: Mercenaries
Members: 4
Description: gc for recovering ace attorney kins
Agent(foureyes)
Primal(scribble)
Ballista(pixelart)
Hazard(safetyhazard)
Tuesday, 8:30 AM
foureyes - primal where are you we’re gonna be late
scribble - sorry sorry i was getting breakfast
scribble - running with cinnamon bun in my mouth right now
scribble - do you think im’ gonna have my anime girl moment where i bump into a girl/boy and all my stuff scatters on the floor
pixelart - ur huzzless ah is not pulling anybody
scribble - HEY
scribble - SCREW YOU BITCH
pixelart - ouch
safetyhazard - primal stop you’re spreading so much hate
scribble - good
safetyhazard - you’ve grown too powerful…
foureyes - PRIMAL THE BELL JUST RANG
scribble - I’m COMING IM COMING
pixelart - damn we’re not passing this year are we
safetyhazard - nope.
Group Chat: nerds and terminators and bisexuality oh my!
Members: 3
Description: objective: make agent not as stuck up
Victim(H4CK3R)
Agent(foureyes)
Mitsi(blossom)
Tuesday, 9:30
H4CK3R - damn it
H4CK3R - im so fucking tired
blossom - vic!!
blossom - did u not get enough sleep!!!
H4CK3R - hhhhh
H4CK3R - stardew valley
foureyes - i mean thats based
blossom - no!!
blossom - sleep over video games!!
foureyes - right apologies
H4CK3R - HHHHHHH im so exhausted
H4CK3R - mitsi hold me
blossom - i’m in the middle of social studies love i can not
H4CK3R - but im going to die
blossom - you’re not!!
blossom - i believe in you vic!!
blossom - but get more sleep!! you need it!!
H4CK3R - yes luv ofc luv
blossom - good! now pls pay attention and hold on!!
H4CK3R - hhhhh yess luv
foureyes - you two really are a match made in heaven huh
blossom - hehe
H4CK3R - >:) huzzless
foureyes - sigh
Group Chat: color gang
Members: 5
Description: We are all queer in both senses of the word
Red(cakefighter)
The Second Coming(artiste)
Yellow(localcoder)
Green(breakdance)
Blue(berryblue)
Tuesday, 10:39 AM
artiste - you will not believe what i just witnessed
breakdance - second please
artiste - i was walking to class
breakdance - second i beg of you
cakefighter - ooh whats got green in such a fuss
breakdance - sECOND
artiste - and I saw green very very badly chat up purple
cakefighter - PFFFTT
cakefighter - GREEN HAVENT U HAD A CRUSH ON THEM SINCE LIKE THE FIRST GRADE BAHAHAHA
breakdance - THEY WERENT ANYWHERE NEAR THIS COUNTRY IN FIRST GRADE
cakefighter - im crine
breakdance - all i did was ask how their summer was
breakdance - a lot happened to them over the summer, you know
breakdance - a lot of it negative
localcoder - oh shit
localcoder - i was laughing but what happened?
breakdance - it’s not really my place to say
breakdance - i was just comforting them you know?
artiste - aw
artiste - okay i was being mean thats really cute
breakdance - can yall shut
artiste - so cute
localcoder - so cute
cakefighter - so cute
breakdance - at least blue isn’t throwing me under the bus
breakdance - he would never
berryblue - sorry i was in the bathroom
berryblue - so cute
breakdance - UGH
breakdance - anyways. i got their number
artiste - YOOoooOO
cakefighter - absolute player
breakdance - smh
localcoder - green stop pretending we know you have the goofiest grin on right now and are so red in the face you look like a tomato
breakdance - WELL
breakdance - YOU DIDNT HAVE TO
breakdance - YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BETRAY ME LIKE THAT
breakdance - WTF BESTIE
localcoder - haha
Private chat between Purple(silverwings) and Mango(mangotango)
Tuesday, 11:31 AM
mangotango - hey
mangotango - u doin alr kid?
silverwings - yeah
silverwings - yeah, i think im doing alright
silverwings - i passed navy earlier in the hallway and he didnt look at me
silverwings - which. better then a reprimand but it still hurt a bit
mangotango - well, guess he’s just too cowardous to look you in the eye then
mangotango - let that be his business
silverwings - yeah, i suppose
silverwings - anyways. heading to lunch now
mangotango - have fun kiddo
silverwings - haha
silverwings - yeah, i will
silverwings - ly dad
mangotango - <3
Private chat between Victim(H4CK3R) and The Dark Lord(sithlord)
Tuesday, 11:31 AM
H4CK3R - bro where are you
sithlord - greetings fucker
sithlord - sitting alone
sithlord - having my main character moment
H4CK3R - bruh
H4CK3R - come over here
sithlord - really?
H4CK3R - ye ofc
H4CK3R - u always have a place at our table, annoying brother of mine
sithlord - damn okay
sithlord - might bring the whole mood down tho
H4CK3R - don’t worry agent does that for us already
sithlord - pfft
sithlord - im gonna tell him u said that
H4CK3R - trust me, he already knows
sithlord - throwing ur friend under the bus? i approve
sithlord - anyways im coming
H4CK3R - good
Private chat between The Chosen One(Chosen) and The Second Coming(artiste)
Tuesday, 11:40
Chosen - second
Chosen - pls help
artiste - omg dont even
artiste - ik what this is about
artiste - dark is at the table next to yours
artiste - you absolute SIMP
Chosen - dude this isn’t something to JOke about
Chosen - he’s way too pretty its unfair
artiste - haha gay
Chosen - like you’re one to talk
Chosen - I need help
artiste - just focus on your lunch
artiste - and stop thinking about him
artiste - wipe him from your mind
Chosen - okay ill try
3:20 PM
artiste - it’s the end of the day how you doing
Chosen - I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM
artiste - DUDE WTF
artiste - HOLY GAY
artiste - BAHAHAHA
Chosen - STOPPPPP
artiste - im gonna tell dad about this
Chosen - DONT U DARE
artiste - LMAO
Group Chat: color gang
Members: 5
Description: We are all queer in both senses of the word
Red(cakefighter)
The Second Coming(artiste)
Yellow(localcoder)
Green(breakdance)
Blue(berryblue)
Tuesday, 3:45 PM
artiste - we still up for that hangout?
localcoder - yup yup
breakdance - obvi
berryblue - wouldn’t miss it!
artiste - and red?
cakefighter - im sorry guys i’m gonna go hang out with the guys from my karate class :(
artiste - ah thats alr
artiste - thats uhhhh
cakefighter - skeleton, warden
cakefighter - spider
cakefighter - i think they found someone new but i wouldn’t be able to say for sure
berryblue - i hope u have fun red!!
localcoder - don’t die
cakefighter - hey they’re friendly
localcoder - they all scare me
localcoder - sigh. have fun tho
cakefighter - yeah yeah hopefully
cakefighter - we’re gonna play street fighter the whole time win B)
artiste - godspeed
artiste - alr hes offline yall, time to go egg his house
cakefighter - HEY
Group Chat: fauramily
Members: 3
Description: love and joy on planet earth
Alan Becker(cursor)
The Second Coming(artiste)
The Chosen One(Chosen)
cursor - lunch is ready
artiste - yes sir
chosen - gimme a sec
artiste - oh?
artiste - what are you scheming?
chosen - nothing dude i just need to log out of smthn
artiste - i bet he’s looking at smutty fanfiction
chosen - EW WTF
artiste - >:)
cursor - what’s smut
chosen - second don’t you dare
artiste - well you see father,
chosen removed artiste from the group chat
Group Chat: Mercenaries
Members: 4
Description: gc for recovering ace attorney kins
Agent(foureyes)
Primal(scribble)
Ballista(pixelart)
Hazard(safetyhazard)
Wednesday, 6:41 AM
pixelart - omg yall i just had the greatest idea
6:50
foureyes - ballista?
foureyes - liz what does this mean
foureyes - why aren’t you at the bus stop yet
pixelart - ok so i might be a bit late
pixelart - i’m not very close to home rn
foureyes - LIZ WHERE ARE YOU
pixelart - i’m
pixelart - i’m on a boat
foureyes - what
pixelart - i’m on. a boat
foureyes - repeating yourself is not clarification liz
foureyes - how exactly did u get on a boat???
pixelart - uhm
foureyes - liz. where are you going
pixelart - idk lemme ask the pilot person
pixelart - he told me to come with him and then he took my wallet and said that was enough payment sooo
foureyes - HELLO??
foureyes - DID U JUST GET KIDNAPPED LIZ???
pixelart - he says to not worry about it! yay :)
foureyes - BALLISTA.
foureyes - SHARE YOUR LOCATION NOW.
pixelart - yes sir
foureyes -
foureyes - why are you at your older brother’s house
foureyes - take a picture of where you are
pixelart - [room.jpg]
foureyes - Liz.
foureyes - you were playing a video game?
pixelart - yeah i thought that was obvious?
foureyes - oh my god
foureyes - we’re actually sliming you out
pixelart - i leveled up :3
foureyes - get to the bus station please.
pixelart - okay :(
7:01 AM
scribble - BAHAHAHA
scribble - liz you’re amazing
pixelart - i know
Group Chat: color gang
Members: 5
Description: We are all queer in both senses of the word
Red(cakefighter)
The Second Coming(artiste)
Yellow(localcoder)
Green(breakdance)
Blue(berryblue)
Wednesday, 10:45 AM
artiste - [selfie.jpg]
artiste - picture moments before disaster
breakdance - second what possessed you to throw your laptop at the teacher
artiste - ur mom
breakdance - okay i walked into that one
breakdance - but also that joke is outdated
artiste - so is the autopsy report
breakdance - what
breakdance - huh
breakdance - is this a new breed of your mom joke where the mom dies?
artiste - PFFT HELLO-
breakdance - what?
berryblue - Green! you don’t know the reference?
breakdance - n
breakdance - no?
berryblue - Uncultured.
breakdance - WHAT
artiste - yeah. UNCULTURED.
breakdance - why am i being ganged up on
breakdance - and by BLUE no less
breakdance - this isn’t my role in the gc
artiste - it is now, mr. uncultured
breakdance - get me out of here
localcoder - wow green even i know that reference thats kind of sad
breakdance - YELLOW TOO???
breakdance - surely red doesn’t know too
cakefighter - ofc i do
cakefighter - you uncultured swine
breakdancer - ;-;
breakdancer - what’s the reference
artiste - oop you set on red’s aa switch
artiste - lemme turn off notifs real quick
breakdance - im sorry?
cakefighter - well you see, green
localcoder - godspeed soldier. see you on the other side
breakdance - uhm
berryblue - good luck! :D
breakdancer - im going to die aren’t i