Work Text:
America: I hate you.
Russia: I hate you more
America: Nuh-uh i do.
Russia: Nyet, I’m the one who hates you more.
America: You know what? Let’s beat each other up
Russia: Sounds wonderful to me
*Insert America and Russia fighting and suddenly Russia takes out his Magical Metal Pipe of Pain and he hits America with it*
America: Ow! Fuck, that hurt like a bitch-!
…
America: Not gonna lie, that was hot…
Do that again! (He’s turned on)
Russia: As you wish. (He is also turned on but he doesn’t show it because he isn’t a fag) (He is)
And they end up fucking cuz Alfred is lowkey a masochist!1!1!1!
Man gays can’t act normal they just have to do whatever ts is!!! 😂✌️
#TOXICYAOIFORTHEWIN
The end.
The post button was optional ik
At this point i don’t even know what I am doing with my life
Expect some Alfred angst next! (Not soon)