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will: hey mike, i love you
Mike: ouuu shii👀👀. lets make out?
'they make out and get married 1 hour later'
*Patrick star holds up a sign saying ´´30 minutes later´´*
'will is in his wedding dress*
'Will walks down the aisle of the local mcdonalds' (there was a tight budget for the venue)
GAY pastor: you may now kiss the.. uhh.. broom? (combination of groom and bride)
*they kiss again and everyone claps*
*lucas has his gay awakening and kisses dustin*
*suzie and maxine make out as lesbians✂️*
*Eleven becomes aroace and gets (legally) married to garlic bread*
THE END