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20 years later Mizi and Sua are casually eating drywall while chatting about how the fuck its even biologically possible for till to get fuking pregnant they dont even know what omegaverse is why is Till having 3 chioldren it doesnt make any sense. they got up and fortnite danced because they were wuh luh wuh :D
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Till rolls on the floor still cold because hes a ghost. he heard about the special guest round it made him so happy jolly he didnt like thqat whore, digucting, creting, homo, weirdo, piec of cat pee, rubbish Luca anyways. Ivan has been absent for 6 days because apparently that's was his pookie wookie husband alpha does. It made his so sad that bagels were his ohnly thing to turn to bagells are so yummy i love bagels i love bagels i have a problem i love bagels sososososososososososososososososososos mcuh. The children were also there but that doesnt matter, bagels come first. All his klids do is spin on theur heads anyway, trying to copy him AMAZING backflipping skills, they will never match his skill and prowess. also two of them died because they didnt listen to choking hazards and ate a whole drawer of socks. Only Shmizzler remains. Also its still a baby because i said so.
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2 hours earlier...
im in agony
Luca witnessed Hyuna get shot because of his fucking twinky ahh mistake. he explodes in agony theres blood fucking everywhere. The aliens detain taking away his liver an fingernails in the process (there wasnt much left of him since he exploded ig) since he was a child he yearned for the mines not a stupid overly sexual singing thing. he swears he was dwopped own his widdle hwead when he was a bwaby. he spontaniosly whhipped and nene'd out for pure sadness aqnd distress. THIS WAS ALL TILL'S FAULT, he cursed him and his happy relations! that fucking whore of a cockroach having a happy life with hellspawned babies and a fucking disgusting fanon version of Ivan.
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"Damn my reproductive health." He yodels on the floor, aliens already jelquing around him. He swear on of them looks like Jesus Christ. He dies a sad depressing death in misery because he deserves it.
"That's actually crazy, honeybooboobear." Mizi backflips, so so SO glad that she wasn't in a yaoi right now. Sua looks at her so fucking confused at the insane backflipping happening right now. Like, someone enter this girl in a competition ami right? She stares in awe so so glad that she isn't yaoi. they also have a pet alien named snoobert.
Mizi and Sua live happily ever after because they deserve it.
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Ivan still isn't back its been 24 days where is that man whore, everyone knows tiny widdle twill cwant twake cware of hwimself...because he nweed his sweaty alpha fanon husband. Till ate his last child in a fit of rage. shame he really liked shmizzle. He heard a loud alpha door opening, he pisses himself. it's Ivan! it's finally ivan! he morphs into a spoon hes so excited. being a ghwost is rweally hward fowro hwim...
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"oh, pwincess?" He hears Ivans alpha voice, growling. Till frolics over to Ivan hoping he came home with valuable profits, he heard that Hawk Tuah Coin had made a boom in the market. he's glad he invested early. "O-oh Ivan wher did you go papi, ngh i coudlnt live without woo." he cries, drenching his whole kilt. They really like kilts.
His big alpha boyfriend suddenly slaps him, leaving him in shock and despair. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE CHILDREN!! I WORKED SO HARD FOR THOSE!!!!" Ivan errupts. Till watches in horror as he just turn into a volcano like that, seriously impressive. HIS BOYFRIEND IS GONE!!! NO!!! HES REALLY GONE!!! Till scream looking inside the volcano. "Daddy come bac to me!! this isn't like you!!!
Till is left on the floor which is slowly filling up with his tears, he'll drown and die while backflipping, God help him. All those children they had, all that 72 orgasms would all be for nothing if Ivan died. He pisses himself one last time. The backflipping doesn't stop btw. How will he save his big, lovely piece of ass that is his alpha husband, Ivan?