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WE RUN THIS GULCH!!!
08:24
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
…and that’s why i think we should abolish the government
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
wow
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
yeah uh
i didn’t know you were so opinionated on this
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
oh come on
you two are like the stereotypical anarchists! shouldn’t you guys be agreeing with me??
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
how tf am i an anarchist?!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
^^^
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
fine. maybe epel isn’t
ace, your whole thing is that you break the rules!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
yeah. the ones that make NO SENSE
i don’t just go around breaking the rules
and not to mention the law
i’ve literally never broken the law
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
We killed someone together??
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
okay tbf i don’t think a phantom counts as a person
[ don’t be robophobic @O_R_T_H_O ]
Correct! The phantom is merely the remnant of an Overblot left over after the person it was controlling had already perished.
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Humans. Why are we talking about Overblots right now?
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
well no we’re talking about phantoms
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Well, killing a phantom is still killing something
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
and in that case, ALL of us have killed smth
so deuce, your comment is invalid
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Wait, does killing a phantom go against any law?
[ don’t be robophobic @O_R_T_H_O ]
Not that I know of!
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
So no
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
hey i just remembered that one group chat from yesterday
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
you mean the one with the secrets?
yeah i know who you are
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
okay fuck you too
and you forget that i also know who you are
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
I feel as though we all know who Ace is.
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
um??? what the fuck???
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Yeah I definitely do
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
same here
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Same
[ don’t be robophobic @O_R_T_H_O ]
And I know everyone here!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
am i just bad at this??
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
to be fair i feel like i metagamed it a bit
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
how do you metagame a game that isn’t even metagameable
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
like this
hey ortho, i sent you smth
you might wanna check it
[ don’t be robophobic @O_R_T_H_O ]
Oh?
Guessing Game
13:00
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
hey @GLOOMURAI didya hear what happened in savanaclaw?
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
eh???
[ Had a catfish phase @??? ]
I, in fact, visited Savanaclaw just today.
To say that Leona-san was angry was quite the understatement.
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
HE FOUND OUT????
which 1 of u RATS told him
[ Has forged multiple adoption papers @??? ]
do you seriously think anyone’s gonna fess up??
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
yeah lmfao we’d all be stupid
[ Started the rumor of Crowley actually having a kid and being a deadbeat dad @??? ]
The worst case scenario is if he’s in this chat himself
[ Caused the downfall of TSWT Entertainment @??? ]
that honestly doesn’t seem all that unlikely
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
esp considering it was ortho who added everyone
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
haha yeah imagine if he added like. ALL of the students who’ve overblotted this year
lol
lmao, even
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
dude that’d be crazy
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
Yes…crazy, indeed.
[ Likes listening to brainrot music while doing homework @??? ]
Mhm.
[ Accidentally mastered Necromancy @??? ]
hey why’d it get all awkward in here??
i have an idea—how about i reveal someone??
[ Sneaks an absurd amount of contraband into class everyday @??? ]
ooh go for it!!
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
um?? i guess??
i mean we literally JUST started the convo but ykw you do you
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
@O_R_T_H_O you know what would be SO funny
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Oh?
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
if you added a shit ton of people
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
Language.
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
i dont give a shit about your language
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
…
[ Is high 90% of the time and just really good at hiding it @??? ]
That…would not be that funny, I feel like
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Hm. You make an excellent point!
It’s a good thing that I have already compiled a list of more phone numbers for me to add!
[ Accidentally mastered Necromancy @??? ]
cool, something interesting
nevermind i’m not revealing anyone!
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
wait wut
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
Is adding more people really a good idea?
[ Genuinely thinks “six seven” is the funniest thing ever @??? ]
great, more idiots to deal with
[ Completely face-blind, even to people he’s known his whole life @??? ]
Ortho, I feel as though this is a breach of privacy.
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Ortho
Apologies, that word is not in my vocabulary.
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
YES TF IT IS???
I PROGRAMMED YOU???
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Oh well!
[ @O_R_T_H_O added (7) members! ]
[ @O_R_T_H_O changed (8) names! ]
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Welcome, newcomers, to our “Guess the Secret” group chat game! Your name has been changed to a secret of yours, and everyone must guess who each other is!
[ Keeps a stash of ginger in the closet @??? ]
um????
who are you???
and how do you know this??????
[ Addicted to catnip @??? ]
Ah, what a surprise. I haven’t been added to a group chat like this in a while.
…………
Oh.
[ Has forged multiple adoption papers @??? ]
okay so whoever that is is a beastman
specifically some strain of cat beastman
[ Sneaks an absurd amount of contraband into class everyday @??? ]
well you never know!
i’ve gotten high off of catnip before, haha!
[ Caused the downfall of TSWT Entertainment @??? ]
…you HAVE?!
[ Sneaks an absurd amount of contraband into class everyday @??? ]
oh oops!
that’s supposed to be a secret
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
OHHHH
ok i know who you are now
YOU bring contraband into class?????
…on second thought, that kinda makes sense lol
[ Sneaks an absurd amount of contraband into class everyday @??? ]
aw man!
wait a second…if you know based off of that information…
i think i know who you are too!
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
trucies?
[ Sneaks an absurd amount of contraband into class everyday @??? ]
trucies :D
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
bro i fucking hate nrc
get me outta here
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
you’re telling me
[ Writes RPF of Malleus Draconia @??? ]
Ah. So you all are…Night Raven College students?
.
…How did you get this information.
[ Likes causing paranoia in his free time @??? ]
Oh that’s…
Disturbing.
[ Needs help putting his uniform on in the morning @??? ]
Hm.
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
ANOTHER rpf writer
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
It seems so.
[ Keeps a stash of ginger in the closet @??? ]
wait this gc has nrc students?
[ Runs an unofficial mafia back home @??? ]
Yes
It’s like…the majority of us
[ Had a fling with Falena Kingscholar @??? ]
Who on earth are you guys and why is my phone blowing up?
[ Has forged multiple adoption papers @??? ]
ok whattttt
bro what the fuck is actually happening
[ Genuinely thinks “six seven” is the funniest thing ever @??? ]
i think
i think i’m going to vomit what the fuck
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
WHO ARE YOU
WHO ACTUALLY ARE YOU
[ Addicted to catnip @??? ]
…Ah. I believe I know who that is.
[ Started the rumor of Crowley actually having a kid and being a deadbeat dad @??? ]
How could you POSSIBLY know who that is?!
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Oh, is this another group chat? How fun!
…Oh, this was supposed to be private information :0
Did someone snitch…?
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Nope! I am the only one who knows this information!
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Well, as long as no one here tells anyone…
[ Drinks enough caffeine to kill a small animal per day @??? ]
yeah we r NOT gonna just go past that
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
Wait a second.
@O_R_T_H_O I do not see Idia-senpai’s name in the list anymore.
[ Had a catfish phase @??? ]
“Senpai.”
So you are a first year or a second year.
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
…
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Yes! I figured that, in fairness to my brother, I could give him a new secret!
Now everyone is on equal playing fields!
[ Likes listening to brainrot music while doing homework @??? ]
Well no, because now we know that Idia-san must be one of the new seven secrets.
[ Writes RPF of Malleus Draconia @??? ]
“Idia”…
[ Is high 90% of the time and just really good at hiding it @??? ]
Could everyone who hasn’t talked please speak up?
[ Knows the identity of everyone in chat @??? ]
hehehehe
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
HUH?????
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
who the fuck is that
i’m being so serious
[ Knows the identity of everyone in chat @??? ]
hehe, you’ll never find out~
[ Technically married to someone else in this group chat @??? ]
Um, what’s going on here?
[ Started the rumor of Crowley actually having a kid and being a deadbeat dad @??? ]
I
Married?! At our age?!
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
well we don’t know how old these randos are
[ Technically married to someone else in this group chat @??? ]
Oh I’m 17!
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
…oh!
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
uh okay wow
i think that’s everyone
[ Gave birth that one time @??? ]
well, for shroud, we can rule out the one that’s had a fling
as well as the one who knows everyone’s secrets
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
Also the ginger person.
[ Keeps a stash of ginger in the closet @??? ]
wha
[ Likes listening to brainrot music while doing homework @??? ]
Yes, Idia-san does not keep ginger in his closet.
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
…How do you know that?
I only pointed them out because they were confused at being in this group chat.
[ Likes listening to brainrot music while doing homework @??? ]
…
[ Caused the downfall of TSWT Entertainment @??? ]
so the brainrot guy has been into idia-senpai’s room before, got it
[ Had a catfish phase @??? ]
Another use of “senpai.” Another first or second year.
[ Caused the downfall of TSWT Entertainment @??? ]
ah
damn it
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
Does this not make the answer obvious?
[ Needs help putting his uniform on in the morning @??? ]
What do you mean by that?
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
@O_R_T_H_O Is your brother the caffeine drinker?
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
…
[ @O_R_T_H_O changed (1) names! ]
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Once again, my Nii-san has been discovered!
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
yeah that makes sense
he was the only one who wasn’t surprised at being added to the gc
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
if anything i’m glad to be outed
[ Technically married to someone else in this group chat @??? ]
So we’re trying to expose who is who?
But what if we don’t know everyone in the group chat?
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Yeah, especially since you guys are all NRC students!
[ Completely face-blind, even to people he’s known his whole life @??? ]
So you six are not students of Night Raven College?
[ Keeps a stash of ginger in the closet @??? ]
nope
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Sadly no!
[ Technically married to someone else in this group chat @??? ]
Nope!
[ Writes RPF of Malleus Draconia @??? ]
No.
[ Addicted to catnip @??? ]
Ah, no I am not.
[ Had a fling with Falena Kingscholar @??? ]
Yeah no.
[ Knows the identity of everyone in chat @??? ]
nuh uh!
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
ok so how the fuck are we supposed to know who you guys are
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
Language.
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
…
oh my fucking god
youre
oh fuck
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
dude not ANOTHER truce
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
says the guy with like ten truces
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
I HAVE BARELY TWO
one of them with you, mind you
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
#wtvr
[ Needs help putting his uniform on in the morning @??? ]
Hmm…
@O_R_T_H_O Is that person, the demonic person, Cater Diamond?
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
…
Negative!
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
bro what
[ Needs help putting his uniform on in the morning @??? ]
Your use of the ‘#’ symbol made me think of him.
[ @O_R_T_H_O changed (1) names! ]
[ Almost raged war against the Queendom of Roses once @??? ]
What was that?
…
What?
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
If you guess incorrectly, your secret is changed to another, more embarrassing, one!
[ Almost raged war against the Queendom of Roses once @??? ]
Oh.
[ Has forged multiple adoption papers @??? ]
wait we still have trucies, right??
[ Almost raged war against the Queendom of Roses once @??? ]
Of course.
[ Likes causing paranoia in his free time @??? ]
So you have…done that before?
[ Almost raged war against the Queendom of Roses once @??? ]
…I happened to be in a bad mood.
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
hey let’s NEVER let this guy get in a bad mood ever again
[ Almost raged war against the Queendom of Roses once @??? ]
Ah, rest assured, I will not be doing that.
I was a child when this occurred.
[ Genuinely thinks “six seven” is the funniest thing ever @??? ]
hah
i know who you are
[ Had a fling with Falena Kingscholar @??? ]
Excuse me, everyone, I am…terribly confused.
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Haha yeah join the club :’D
[ Co-conspirator of the underground edible business in NRC @??? ]
How beautiful! We are all lost in our confusion!
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
Ah. I see.
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
hmm yeah ok that makes sense
[ Started the rumor of Crowley actually having a kid and being a deadbeat dad @??? ]
What was that
Did you both just figure out who that guy is?
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
yup
[ Beta-reads RPF of himself @??? ]
Yes.
[ Started the rumor of Crowley actually having a kid and being a deadbeat dad @??? ]
…And are you going to tell the rest of us?
[ Periodically steals a strand of hair from all his friends @??? ]
hell yeah
@O_R_T_H_O its rook hunt isnt it
[ Co-conspirator of the underground edible business in NRC @??? ]
Oh?
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
…
[ @O_R_T_H_O changed (1) names! ]
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Correct!
[ Rook @Chasseur_de_Beauté ]
It appears I have been found out!
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
ngl i didn’t even know rook was in this
[ Had a catfish phase @??? ]
So…the Pomefiore Vice Housewarden makes edibles.
How interesting.
[ Likes listening to brainrot music while doing homework @??? ]
Indeed.
[ Writes RPF of Malleus Draconia @??? ]
How disgusting.
I knew Night Raven College was a deplorable school, but seeing its students do this just makes it all the more revolting.
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
oh
pfft
ortho that’s rollo flamme, isn’t it
how’d u get HIS number?
[ Writes RPF of Malleus Draconia @??? ]
?!
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
…
[ @O_R_T_H_O changed (1) names! ]
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Congrats, Nii-san!
You are all on a roll today!
[ Is the origin of the most popular creepypasta online @??? ]
umm who tf is this guy
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
President of the Noble Bell College’s student council.
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
aren’t you the one that like. literally tried to kill a bunch of people?
[ Rollo @RolloFlamme ]
I will not be explaining myself to the likes of you.
[ Knows the identity of everyone in chat @??? ]
how irritating!
alas, c’est la vie~
[ Rook @Chasseur_de_Beauté ]
Ah, another speaker of Fleur City’s language?
[ Knows the identity of everyone in chat @??? ]
hehehe
mayhaps~!
[ Genuinely thinks “six seven” is the funniest thing ever @??? ]
great there’s two of them
[ Has forged multiple adoption papers @??? ]
soooo i’m gonna talk about the elephant in the room
who the FUCK had a fling with the king of the sunset savanna?!
[ Had a fling with Falena Kingscholar @??? ]
Ah, you must be but a young soul, naive enough to think I would just give myself away!
[ Tries to summon a demonic entity once a week in the woods behind campus @??? ]
well at least we know they’re old as fuck
no weird stuff going on here!
[ Had a fling with Falena Kingscholar @??? ]
What.
[ Keeps a stash of ginger in the closet @??? ]
hah!
this is actually kinda fun!
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Agreed!
I don’t know who you guys are, but I’m glad to be part of this!
Being part of a community is always a good thing, after all!
It’s like a way for us all to bond together :D
[ Runs an unofficial mafia back home @??? ]
…Yeah you are definitely not a Night Raven College student
[ Accidentally mastered Necromancy @??? ]
yeah totally
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Um!
What do you guys mean by that? :0
[ Technically married to someone else in this group chat @??? ]
Yes, I’m also very confused.
[ Accidentally exposed his old school of harboring criminals @??? ]
you’re WAY too “friendship is magic” for nrc
we don’t do that community shit here
[ Runs the NRC Confessions page and can see who sends in all of the confessions @??? ]
…While vulgar, that person is correct.
In fact, I would go as far as to say that you are…an RSA student.
[ The leader of a group of technical vigilantes @??? ]
Aw man, you got me!
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
ortho…first rollo flamme, now an RSA student??
actually speaking of which, can u kick rollo flamme
[ Rollo @RolloFlamme ]
What
[ Ortho! @O_R_T_H_O ] (Admin)
Of course, Nii-san!
[ @O_R_T_H_O kicked (1) person! ]
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
yeah that guy’s way too much of a wild card to be part of this lwk
[ Likes listening to brainrot music while doing homework @??? ]
That, we can agree on, Idia-san.
[ Idia @GLOOMURAI ]
…it’s so weird having someone i don’t know call me by my first name
WE RUN THIS GULCH!!!
13:22
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
yuu how the fuck did you get all those random ass ppl’s phone numbers?!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
uhh
i actually don’t know
i only got rollo’s
i told ortho to add him as a continuation of our talk from earlier
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
.
THE METAGAMING TALK?!
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
So you really don’t know who those other people are?
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
NO idea
i swear on crowley
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
bitch we know that means shit
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
…
fine, i swear on grim
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Wow, he must be telling the truth
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Human. If you are lying, I will confiscate your hair products.
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
NO I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THAT
I LITERALLY CAN’T DO MY HAIR WITHOUT IT PLEASEEE
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Ortho could you give us a hint on who those other people are?
[ don’t be robophobic @O_R_T_H_O ]
I would never stoop to nepotism!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
???
yes tf you would
[ don’t be robophobic @O_R_T_H_O ]
…Okay, I would.
But I will not tell you six anything!
Mostly because it is humorous.
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
yeah that tracks
fuck
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
it’s so funny that like. someone who’s ACTUALLY had a fling with falena kingscholar is in that gc
i bet you’re realllll jealous, huh jack
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Actually kill yourself