You Are Warned!
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A Clone and his Brother walk into a bar (Both duck!) by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
14 Dec 2018
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Mile gets in trouble when Mark suffers a fall.
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- Part 1 of You Are Warned!
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Miles has an unexpected houseguest.
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- Part 2 of You Are Warned!
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Another reason Ivan has for dunking Miles in ice water.
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- Part 3 of You Are Warned!
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Count Ivan Vorpatril Voralys now has several Country estates, he's certainly going to have a menagerie somewhere...
(This isn't a shaggy dog story, tho Dogs, Cats, and other critters are central to the text.)
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- Part 4 of You Are Warned!
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Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer in the Dendarii Mountains by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold, The Sound of Music - Rodgers/Hammerstein/Lindsay & Crouse
13 May 2019
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The origins of a well-beloved Barayaran Folk Tale....Maybe.
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- Part 5 of You Are Warned!
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Request for Quote - Military Supplies by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
23 May 2019
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#1 in a series of attack memos from the desk of Admiral Miles Naismith, Dendarii Mercenaries.
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- Part 6 of You Are Warned!
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Request for Quote - military supplies #2 by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
23 May 2019
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Admiral Naismith gets snarky - again!
#2 in a series of attack memos from the desk of Admiral Miles Naismith, Dendarii Mercenaries.
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- Part 7 of You Are Warned!
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Operational Failure - Damage Control by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
24 May 2019
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#3 in a series of attack memos from the desk of Admiral Miles Naismith, Dendarii Mercenaries.
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- Part 8 of You Are Warned!
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Process Failure - Paint Pot (Im)Perfect by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
12 Jul 2019
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Admiral Miles Naismith fires off another informative suggestion to the Cetagandans....
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- Part 9 of You Are Warned!
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How Yuri and Ezar Vorbarra financed the Cetagandan war.....
Alternate history at it's finest!
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- Part 10 of You Are Warned!
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Insane Plot Bunny Breeding grounds. by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
18 Nov 2025
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A request: IF you give kudos for this set of tales; post a comment on the story you like the most. As I add to this occasionally, this gives me an idea of what's appreciated, and when.
Thanks!
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Somethings should be left to dry on the beach of the imagination.....
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Re-titled after a discussion with a Lois List member about this posting.
This 'Story' is where I will put fragments that I want to keep, but don't seem to work as complete tales.
Bad jokes, puns, and ideas.
Quality isn't guaranteed. Reader beware.
==========================I've decided to post the current accumulation of -not ready for prime time- stories, a sort of Christmas/New Years present. Enjoy!
Steal anything you like, I hope someone gets motivated to take an idea and run with it.... to completion!
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(The Elf on the Shelf for 2022 is either Chuckie or the Xuni Warrior Doll from Night Gallery...)
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- Part 11 of You Are Warned!
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Several 100 word stories. Be entertained!
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- Part 12 of You Are Warned!
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Things we'll never hear, Things we'd like to see..... by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
29 Apr 2025
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A thread sprung up on the Lois list about things never to be said, things readers would like to see, and of things unusual and impossible.
With permission, I've sorted through the posts, and present them for your consideration.
Minor spelling errors and punctuation flaws have been corrected.
Name have not been hidden to protect the guilty.
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- Part 13 of You Are Warned!
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Humor in a Vorkosigan vein by RGmolpus
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold, BUJOLD Lois McMaster - Works
27 Oct 2022
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This collects all my 'humor' stories in a single place.
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- Part 14 of You Are Warned!