God's Gonna Cut You Down
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God's Gonna Cut You Down by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Aug 2020
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Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.
[A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]
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- Part 1 of God's Gonna Cut You Down
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The Humours of Whiskey by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Sep 2019
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Well, this might as well happen, Bilbo thought fuzzily, the whiskey starting to sit warmly in the base of his stomach. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
[Extremely Non-Canonical outtake fic for my epic length slow burn Bagginshield fic, God's Gonna Cut You Down, because I like having fun. Takes place after Dwalin has the fight with Thorin, and Bilbo finds him sulking in the attic. They still have their nice conversation, but then Dwalin slightly misinterprets a signal and things get heated. Bilbo, lonely, emotional, and embarrassingly horny, accepts whatever comfort he can get, especially if it's from a good-looking friend whom he trusts with his life. Pretty self contained pwp, so you could probably read it on its own.]
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- Part 2 of God's Gonna Cut You Down
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Coil [Once In A Lifetime] by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Nov 2021
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It's the end of Thorin's orchestral season and Dwalin's made the trip down to Glasgow to pick him up. He's nervous, though Mahal knows why.
[An extracanonical prologue to my stupidly involved AU fic God's Gonna Cut You Down. Set a few years before the start of that story, though if you haven't read it, none of this will make much sense, probably.]
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- Part 3 of God's Gonna Cut You Down