Borutsu Crackfic Cinematic Universe (BCCU)

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• Phos's Petition by borutsu (orphan_account)

  Fandoms: 宝石の国 | Houseki no Kuni | Land of the Lustrous (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  05 Feb 2021

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cinnabar & Phosphophyllite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Phosphophyllite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Cinnabar (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Rutile (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Benitoite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Morganite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • How Do I Tag
  • Bad Puns
  • Crack
  • dont take this seriously
  • Bartenders
  • GAYPPL - Organization
  • Nicknames
  • Pickles - Freeform
  • cinnabar gets razzed a little
  • so does phos
  • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
  • impromptu dissections
  • Nicki Minaj exists in this universe
  • does that make it an AU?
  • Borutsu Crackfic Cinematic Universe
  • BCCU

  Summary

  Phos has a petition. Sensei has an organization. Rutile has a hammer. Cinnabar has a dream. This is what happens when all of those coincide.

  ~

  This is a crack fanfiction, please don't take this seriously.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Borutsu Crackfic Cinematic Universe (BCCU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,048

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  325

• Hatred and Burger Joints by borutsu (orphan_account)

  Fandoms: 宝石の国 | Houseki no Kuni | Land of the Lustrous (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  06 Feb 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bort (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Diamond (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Benitoite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Phosphophyllite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Alexandrite (Houseki no Kuni)
  • Crack
  • do not take this seriously
  • Mean Girls References
  • Mean Girls
  • Burger Joints
  • Fast Food
  • Pickles - Freeform
  • mean girls exists in this universe as well as nicki minaj the lore only grows larger
  • bort's origin story
  • Sort Of
  • the gems can eat in this
  • i forget if that's ever explained in canon
  • Burgers - Freeform
  • pickle genocide (mentioned)
  • im sorry benito
  • Why Did I Write This?
  • I Don't Even Know
  • impromptu dissections
  • Swords
  • sorry there's no puns in this one
  • Phos... at subway?
  • except it's not subway
  • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
  • Crack Fic
  • vauge references to chapter 80 but its incredibly out of context
  • like unless youve read chapter 80 theres no way to tell
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • I wrote this while really really tired
  • Alex has eaten a lunarian at one point
  • Borutsu Crackfic Cinematic Universe
  • BCCU
  • bort and dia's friendship is healthy here
  • not bort and benito's though

  Summary

  Bort hates pickles, and has vowed to eradicate them from this world. Read to find out why.

  This takes place in the same universe as my previous fanficiton, Phos's Petition. You do not need to read that one to understand this one. This is just expanding the lore in what I am now calling the Borutsu Crackfic Cinematic Universe (bccu). It's a working title.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Borutsu Crackfic Cinematic Universe (BCCU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  778

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  229