shitty bedtime stories
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hard times by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Sep 2022
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“Don’t make this weird,” says Bucky.
“…is that a cock cage?” asks Sam.
Bucky glares at him, in a single motion yanking up both his boxers and his sleep pants—the black checkered pair, the ones he wears in order to signal to Sam that he doesn’t want his dick touched, and doesn’t particularly want to discuss it. “What did I just say.”
(or: Sam, Bucky, and The Cock Cage Incident.)
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- Part 1 of shitty bedtime stories
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embedded in the ground by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
01 Nov 2021
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Sam and Bucky have a sweet, loving romp in the hay. Then Bucky tells the absolutely terrible story of why he doesn't like spiders.
In other words, it's a normal night at the Wilson and Barnes household.
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- Part 2 of shitty bedtime stories
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punchline by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Feb 2023
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“Believe me, you wouldn’t find it funny. You had to be there. And it—well, let’s just say it wouldn’t make you feel better.”
Oh.
Sam frowns, pressing his forehead against Bucky’s bicep to try and pull some new coolness into his overheated brain. It must be overheated, because it sounded an awful lot like—
“You have funny stories from—y’know?”
“Not from HYDRA, exactly,” Bucky says. “From after. But you still won’t like it.”
(While terribly, horribly, dreadfully sick with a mild flu, Sam asks Bucky to tell him a funny story.
In retrospect, he's not sure what he was expecting.)
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- Part 3 of shitty bedtime stories
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tide lines by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
25 Feb 2024
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After a nightmare, Sam tells Bucky some of what he went through on the Raft.
(Part of a series, but can be read as a standalone fic; written for Febuwhump Day 25, "Waterboarding.")
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- Part 4 of shitty bedtime stories
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rearrange me by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jul 2023
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“They’re just another shitty thing from my shitty past. I didn’t think they were worth mentioning. I haven’t had them since before Wakanda, so I just—I mean, I figured whatever Shuri did cured them.”
“If Shuri knew how to cure seizures, I’m pretty sure she would’ve told the world by now. Like, that really doesn’t seem like something she’d sit on.”
“I don’t know,” Bucky snaps back. “I thought her messing with my brain would make it normal again. It makes sense; the seizures didn’t start until after the lobotomies—”
“The what,” says Sam.
(In which Bucky has a very bad day, Sam learns some fun new things about what HYDRA did to him, and the both of them have to deal with the crushing pressure of being public figures in the age of social media.)
[Technically part of a series, but can be read as a standalone work.]
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- Part 5 of shitty bedtime stories
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bite me by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
03 Feb 2024
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Just when Sam thinks he’s gotten used to Bucky’s weird shit, he rolls over one morning and spits half a tooth onto his nightstand.
(For Febuwhump Day 3, "Bite Down on This.")
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- Part 6 of shitty bedtime stories