Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed agrees to go camping with Stede even though he's pretty sure he's going to hate it. And he does. Until he doesn't.
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- Part 1 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed's been working up the courage to tell the foxy professor that he's been transporting between planets how he feels when the snake lily attacks.
(It's a sex pollen fic)
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- Part 2 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed wants to try something new. Hint: it's cockwarming.
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- Part 3 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
- Part 1 of Kinky Husbands
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Ed is on his Alaskan book tour when he picks up the cute hitchhiker.
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- Part 4 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Stede Bonnet has been designing sex rooms for ten years. He's never met anyone quite like Ed.
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- Part 5 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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First-time director Stede and bigshot celebrity Ed get a little heated with each other over a scene on set. And then they get a little heated in Ed's trailer.
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- Part 6 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Despite Stede's persistence, Ed has stubbornly refused to go to a baseball game. Until Stede bribes him with a new toy and a promise of public fun.
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- Part 7 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
- Part 2 of Kinky Husbands
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Ed curls both hands around the mug and tucks it against his chest as if that will protect him from how much he wants to touch Stede. He takes a sip. It’s full to bursting with sugar, exactly how he likes it. He’s not the kind of boss that makes his secretary make him drinks, but Stede is the kind of secretary that wants to please his boss. And there’s the fucking problem with this whole, stupid, sexy situation.
Kinktober Day 1 - Power Imbalance
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- Part 1 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 8 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
- Part 1 of Secretary Stede universe
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Ed has always been interested in humans. When he rescues one from drowning and gets to know him on a deserted island, he gets more than he bargained for.
Kinktober Day 11 - Tentacles
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- Part 13 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 9 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Stede had seen the man he thought of as Handsome before. How could he not? Their apartment buildings were thirty feet away from each other, and their living room windows lined up perfectly. He tried not to stare, mostly kept the blinds down, but Handsome was very… well, handsome.
Kinktober Day 15 - Voyeurism
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- Part 17 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 10 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Prince Stede of Bonnet is rescued in the snowy forest by a mysterious knight in black armor.
Kinktober Day 19 - Stripping
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- Part 21 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 11 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed is the food and wine guy on the Netflix reboot of Queer Eye. Stede is one of the featured heroes on season 3.
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- Part 12 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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In all his years of playing football, Ed had never wanted to fuck a cheerleader.
Maybe like, idly, in a, “Okay they’re hot” kind of way. But not like this. Not until Stede fucking golden curls scrunched nose nasal-voiced fucking Bonnet.
Football players fucked cheerleaders all the time. It was a whole thing. It was an expected thing. Maybe that’s why Ed had never done it; it just seemed boring. A stereotype. But now… fuck.
With his pompoms and his sweaters and his flexibility.
Kinktober Day 31 - FREE SPACE! (Flexibility/Cheerleader)
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- Part 33 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 13 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed has been captured, and there's no way he'll agree to be the consort of Prince Stede in exchange to free his captive men. But then he realizes getting close to a prince might get him close enough to kill his father the king.
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- Part 14 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed is the first bearded queen on Drag Race. He's not so sure about this amateur, Baby Bonnet, but he's willing to be surprised.
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- Part 15 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed asked Stede out practically the moment they met. They had been dating a whole month.
Hadn't they?
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- Part 16 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed gets stuck in a dryer.
I think you know what happens next.
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- Part 17 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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We Do Not Follow Maps To Buried Treasure by CartoonMayor for petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Stede is taking Ed on another treasure hunt to some supposed sea god's cave.
Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 18 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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"Stede Montague Bonnet. Do you hate Christmas?"
Stede sniffs. "'Hate' is a strong word, Edward."
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- Part 19 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Stede wears the remote-controlled vibrating butt plug to the restaurant to try to prove to his boyfriend he's exciting in bed. But then he gets broken up with, and he loses the remote, and the very attractive server with a beard picks it up and turns it on.
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- Part 20 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots