Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU
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Soft Hands by Delta_Pavonis for Amielot, Aria_Lerendeair, Torte
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
16 Oct 2023
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He awakes from sleeping in the barn to the sound of Hob's voice, but it is let loose in no tone Dream has ever heard from the man before. Hob is far off, perhaps at the treeline on the far side of the pasture, but Dream can still hear the sounds of his... distress?
Horse Girl Hob AU has us all by the throat. I am not immune.
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- Part 1 of Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU
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"Hob?" Dream stands in his peripheral vision, one hoof pawing the ground, as Hob hangs the last of the laundry on the line running from the corner of the barn to the oak tree out back. "Is it… normal… for humans to masturbate as often as you do?"
Hob trips, wobbles, and falls over, grabbing for the clean sheet he had just hung on his way down, which of course just gets ripped from the line and comes with him, wafting on the breeze to cover him as he lands on his ass in the dirt. "What?!"
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- Part 2 of Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU
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“You said you wanted more did you not?” The centaur smirks. “I am simply acquiescing to your request.”
That was not… no, nevermind, that was exactly what Hob meant when he said it. He just didn’t realize Dream would find a way to do it.
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a horny centaur. Apparently.
More Horse Girl Hob AU. I have no excuse for this.
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- Part 3 of Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU