hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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if i had a nickel for every kryptonian i’ve pierced, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but i’ll probably have at least five sooner or later by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
06 Jan 2024
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Lois Lane knows her husband wants his ears pierced. This poses some challenges given that her husband is Superman. Then she realizes, her sort-of stepson (brother-in-law? Unclear) has all kinds of piercings, and who does he know well enough to let near him with a kryptonite needle?
Tim Drake, that’s who.
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- Part 1 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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hal jordan and the one batkid that will tolerate him (so long as he brings him case files) by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
21 Jan 2024
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Hal Jordan is not a detective, and unfortunately his usual consultants are busy. Lois sends him to one of the batkids, which given his history with the bat and the two kids he’s met before, is not the best idea, but if it’s not tall, dark, and spooky himself, he’ll take his chances.
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- Part 2 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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raggedy magic user drops in on local vigilante often enough that nobody asks anymore by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Mar 2024
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Constantine phones a friend, and by phones I mean portals and by friend I mean gotham vigilante rolled into a blanket burrito lying on the floor after several days not sleeping.
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- Part 3 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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how it all began by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
05 Apr 2024
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How and why did heroes/vigilantes start going to Tim with their questions?
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- Part 4 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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bad ideas with the chaos robins by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Apr 2024
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Three ex-Robins and a vlogger on a rooftop, what could go wrong?
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Spoiler, Red Robin, and Nightwing agree to an audio only interview. Here’s the transcript.
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- Part 5 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
- Part 1 of chaotic interviews
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sometimes your best involves hacking the justice league in front of your stepmom by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
26 Apr 2024
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That one time Tim was the only guy in the sector who remembered how to take down the aliens, but he wasn’t Robin, so he just did his best.
Or: sometimes your best involves hacking the Justice League’s comms in front of your clueless stepmom and dealing with the consequences.
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- Part 2 of unrelated dc one-shots
- Part 6 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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vicki vale and the no good very bad interview (tim is thriving) by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 May 2024
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Tim finally decides to step down from his position as CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
Or Vicki Vale learns that she’ll have to interview Brucie Wayne again.
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- Part 7 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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“but Tim, you’ll die in that costume” by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
29 Aug 2024
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“But, Tim, you’re going to die doing this, you’re going to die in that stupid costume.”
“And do you know just how many people I will have helped save?” Tim snapped back. “Because I don’t think you quite understand the scope of this, Dad.” The last word was hissed with the venom it deserved.
Jack blinked. “Excuse me?”
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inspired by on a tumblr post by primthegreat
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- Part 11 of unrelated dc one-shots
- Part 8 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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okay, was anyone going to tell me that feral ten year old fanboy me had become an urban legend, or was I just supposed to find the buzzfeed unsolved episode on it ten years later myself? by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
04 Dec 2024
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It was during his first day off in nearly a month that he came across the video:
“The Curious Case of The Kid of Crime Alley
BuzzFeed Unsolved Network”Or; Tim is reminded that he was established as a cryptid well before he became a bat and decides to give into the urge to do something chaotic about it
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- Part 13 of unrelated dc one-shots
- Part 9 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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to learn to live for yourself again by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
21 Dec 2024
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Tim’s first few days after quitting at WE
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- Part 10 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
- Part 1 of the Superintendent
