How to Immanetize the Eschaton in 5 Easy Steps!
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How to Immanetize the Eschaton in 5 Easy Steps! by ceilingfan19 (skiamachy), skiamachy
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Nov 2024
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Jaded Stiles gets a new lease on life when he's arrested by SHIELD.
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He’s already looked up all of his neighbors just in case and memorized their names and faces--and for some of the instinctively suspicious profiles, pulled their criminal and public records, too--and all it took was a bit of mail snooping, Google-fu, and Facebook stalking. (Really, Stiles could get hired at the IRS in an instant. He’s certainly falsified enough Beacon Hills records to be qualified.)So when he starts seeing the same familiar-unfamiliar faces around his apartment, he reconsiders the Trojan Horse approach. They have some tells of military training and definitely don’t read supernatural. He's got dirt on the major hunter families in the area, and if the FBI were after him, he would know--he has enough career-annihilating blackmail on Rafe to be granted the courtesy of an advance warning. Mercenaries, maybe, but most of his enemies either lack the resources or prefer a more personal touch. Secret branch of an alphabet agency--possible.
Peter will kill him for this, but… Stiles always has been good at playing bait. (Or jailbait, in Peter’s case.)
So maybe it’s time to give them something to apprehend him for.
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