love is being stupid together
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everything happens for a reason. sometimes that reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions. by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
20 Mar 2024
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Unfortunately, Lex takes one look at Cadmus’s progress report on the newly-crafted Experiment Thirteen and realizes he has paternal instincts.
Well, that’s inconvenient. And a little disgusting, honestly. Certainly a disappointment.
He supposes it could be worse. He could be Lionel about this.
Anyway, that’s how he has a physiological four year-old on his lap when he hears the news about Superman coming back to life and fistfighting an evil cyborg with his own face about it, because of course the man didn’t have the decency to just stay dead. Why would he, after all?
Lex needs a drink.
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- Part 1 of love is being stupid together
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my kid is turning out just like me. well-played, karma. well-played. by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
24 Nov 2024
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“Why are you like this?” Lex asks in exasperation as Superman stares intently at Experiment Thirteen through his office window. Lex didn't open it for him, so he's just floating out there with his nose and hands pressed to the glass. It is extremely irritating. He could just break the damn thing, for fuck’s sake. It’d be less annoying than the smudges he’s leaving. The window washers won’t be here ‘til Thursday.
Apparently stalking is fine for sanctimonious alien boy scouts, but property damage is a bridge too far.
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- Part 2 of love is being stupid together
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hey girl, are you a newspaper? because there’s a new issue with you every day. by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
29 Apr 2025
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“Oh, sorry, I've got to get going, Ms. Grant,” Superman apologizes with a polite little smile, half-waving a hand in front of himself. He just saved half a busload of people from crashing into the front of the crowded little café across the street from the Daily Planet's building, but that's not what Cat's interested in getting the scoop on, because–“It's almost six and I don't like to miss dinner with the kiddo, you know how it is.”
Cat forgets literally every single thing she was going to try and get him on the record about.
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- Part 3 of love is being stupid together
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the brain is the most outstanding organ. it works 24/7/365, from birth until you fall in love. by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
19 Oct 2025
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Lex should possibly instruct the media department to go back to at least skimming any “requests for comment” that the Daily Planet sends over before unilaterally trashing them.
Possibly.
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- Part 4 of love is being stupid together