the rumors are terrible and cruel (but, honey, most of them are true)
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the rumors are terrible and cruel (but, honey, most of them are true) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
28 Feb 2025
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"Oh my God.”
“Listen, if this was your way of hard-launching your secret sex life, incredible job. Ten out of ten.”
Vi made a strangled sound, staring at the screen like it might catch fire. “I—no—fuck!”
Her sister grinned. “So, I take it that wasn’t intentional?”
“No, it wasn’t fucking intentional!”
OR, vi accidentally posts a horny tweet about a certain co-star. chaos ensues.
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we'll just screw it up in these trying times (we’re not trying) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Mar 2025
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Vi raised her hands in mock innocence. “I don’t know why you’re looking at us.”
Caitlyn, ever the picture of charm, only smiled sweetly. “We’re always on our best behavior.”
Mel let out a humorless laugh. “Oh, really? Then explain how last time, within the first twenty-four hours, you two managed to start engagement rumors just by holding hands at dinner.”
OR, after the disastrous start to their relationship, vi and caitlyn embark on a press tour. it goes as well as you would expect.
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we play dumb (but we know exactly what we're doin') by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
04 Mar 2025
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“And my wife wants—”
Vi’s entire world tilted.
Her head snapped around so fast that she almost gave herself whiplash. “WHAT?”
OR, caitlyn plays a prank on vi.
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i like shiny things (but i’d marry you with paper rings) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
11 Mar 2025
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Vi sighed. “It’s for the proposal.”
There was silence. Then, the sound of Sevika cackling.
“Oh my God.”
Vi scowled. “Why are you laughing?”
Sevika snorted. “Do you even own formalwear?”
“Yes, I own formalwear!”
OR, caitlyn and vi try to propose.
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at every table (i'll save you a seat) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
23 Mar 2025
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“You just found out we were engaged, like, a week ago.”
Mel smirked. “And I already have a Pinterest board.”
Caitlyn turned to Vi. “Should we be scared?”
“Yes,” Vi said immediately.
OR, you are cordially invited to vi and caitlyn's wedding.
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give you my wild (give you a child) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
12 Mar 2025
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Ekko snorted. “Did you kill someone?”
“No.” Vi sighed, crossing her arms. “Caitlyn’s pregnant and craving noodles from one of our usual places, but I don’t know which one, and if I get the wrong one, I might as well have committed murder.”
Silence.
Then Jinx burst out laughing.
OR, caitlyn wants noodles. shenanigans ensue.
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