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took no time with the fall by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
10 May 2016
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When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.
Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*
(*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).
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- Part 1 of wasn't looking for this
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now you're in my way by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
21 May 2016
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Wade's been with the Avengers for four months. The two of them have been together for five.
Their relationship consists of taco-based dates, a ton of sex, and, well, Avenging.
Both Peter and the team lost some street cred after Wade joined them, but whatever. Peter's more preoccupied with the fact that a) he told Wade his last name about a two months ago b) they spend a lot of time at Peter's place now, too c) he kind of wants to introduce him to Aunt May, and d) he's pretty damn sure he's in love.
Or, five times they’re interrupted while attempting to bang plus one time Wade gives Peter the red light special*
(*with apologies to TLC).
Sequel to took no time with the fall
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- Part 2 of wasn't looking for this
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hard to look right at you, baby by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Jul 2020
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Cut to two years later and his man is still ringless (well — they do have a very lovely cockring that they enthusiastically put to use the other day) and Wade is no closer to shopping for wedding dresses or asking Big Al to be his maid of honor.
Or, five times Wade is interrupted while trying to propose plus one time he puts a ring on it*
(*with apologies to Beyoncé.)
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- Part 3 of wasn't looking for this