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• Araj Oblodra's Plasma Donation Center by patheticfangirl

  Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
  • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
  • Shovel (Baldur's Gate)
  • Tara (Baldur's Gate)
  • Araj Oblodra
  • Minthara Baenre
  • Godey (Baldur's Gate)
  • Mystra (Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Jeb Gortash
  • Gale's Simulacrum (Baldur's Gate)
  • Oskar Fevras
  • Lady Jannath (Baldur's Gate)
  • Basket (Baldur's Gate)
  • The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
  • Post-Canon
  • 500 Years Post-Canon
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Dark Comedy
  • Angst and Feels
  • Friendship
  • Character Growth
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • Vampire Ascendant Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Old Man Gale
  • Grumpy Old Men
  • True Old Man Yaoi
  • Stalking and Harassment
  • Flashbacks
  • Past Astarion/The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
  • Past Gale/Minthara (Baldur's Gate)
  • Blood Donation
  • Vampire Soap
  • Vampire Pickles
  • Gruesome Uses of Vampire Regeneration
  • Graphic Descriptions of Various Horrors
  • Overt Critique of Capitalism
  • Gale Has a Danger Kink (Baldur's Gate)
  • Gale's Creaking Knees (Baldur's Gate)
  • Gale Has High Intelligence and Low Wisdom (Baldur's Gate)
  • Astarion Has Low Intelligence and Low Wisdom
  • Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Bat Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Vampire Ascendant Astarion Being an Asshole (Baldur's Gate)
  • Mystra Being an Asshole (Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Alcohol
  • Masturbation
  • Come Eating
  • Blow Jobs
  • Applebee's
  • Anal Sex
  • The Unanticipated Sexual Prowess of a Quincentenarian
  • Copious Amounts of Cum
  • Road Trips
  • Gale Has a Big Dick (Baldur's Gate)
  • References to Oasis (Band)
  • Car Sex
  • POV Alternating

  Summary

  More than 500 years ago, Astarion usurped Cazador’s ritual and became the vampire ascendant. Now he’s broke and waiting in line at Araj Oblodra’s Plasma Donation Center.

  This is when Gale decides to check in on his old friend.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Soap

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  87,465

  Chapters:

  22/22

  Comments:

  1,362

  Kudos:

  495

  Bookmarks:

  82

  Hits:

  11,954

• Beanie Babies & Bedfellows by patheticfangirl

  Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
  • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
  • Bloodweave
  • Post-Canon
  • 500 Years Post-Canon
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Love Confessions
  • Vampire Ascendant Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • But He's Softer Now
  • Old Man Gale
  • True Old Man Yaoi
  • Old Man Roleplay
  • Idiots in Love
  • Gerontophilia
  • Inappropriate Use of Mage Hand Spell (Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Inappropriate Use of Enlarge/Reduce Spell (Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Illusions
  • Fingerfucking
  • Teasing
  • Bickering
  • Prostate Milking
  • Anal Sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Top Gale (Baldur's Gate)
  • Bottom Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Mating Press
  • Blood Drinking
  • Simultaneous Orgasm
  • Wet & Messy
  • Copious Amounts of Cum
  • Hyperspermia As An Elven Trait
  • Beanie Baby Defilement
  • POV Astarion (Baldur's Gate)

  Summary

  The first time Astarion says “I love you,” he’s on a pile of Beanie Babies with his back blown out.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Soap

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,151

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  49

  Kudos:

  138

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,264