The Department of Fictional Affairs
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The Department of Fictional Affairs by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Real Person Fiction
14 Jun 2025
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Fictional characters sometimes appear in the real world. That’s what the Department of Fictional Affairs is for—and why actors are occasionally called in to stabilize their wayward alter egos.
Ewan McGregor is used to it. He’s helped weeping poets and barefoot priests. But nothing prepares him for the day Hayden Christensen drags him into a full-blown emotional showdown with Darth Vader himself.
Vader saw Hayden’s memories. Vader didn’t like what he saw.
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- Part 1 of Saving the Stars
- Part 1 of The Department of Fictional Affairs
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Everything I Never Said, Until Now by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Actor RPF
16 Jun 2025
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At the start of the Clone Wars’ final days, something shifts.
Obi-Wan Kenobi — or someone very much like him — chooses not to expose the Sith.
He chooses to speak. And in doing so, saves what matters most.Series
- Part 2 of The Department of Fictional Affairs
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Second Star to the Right, Straight On Till Kenobi by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Jun 2025
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After a long night of Clone Wars character analysis with his daughters, Ewan dreams of being Obi-Wan in the Temple—and accidentally makes a better emotional support Jedi than canon ever allowed. Somewhere between laughter and love, something changes. In him. And maybe… in the Force.
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- Part 3 of The Department of Fictional Affairs