Elden Ring sillies
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The New Elden Lord Has Too Much Free Time by bistachios
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
13 Jun 2025
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Crackfic. Mohg and Ansbach witness a Tarnished rune farming on their doorstep.
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- Part 1 of Elden Ring sillies
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Dearest brother,
We would be delighted for the honor of dining with you and the new Elden Lord. Please consider this a formal invitation.
We will hold the dinner in my palace on the — An attendant will be sent to fetch you at the appointed time.
With love,
Mohg
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Morgott and the Tarnished are invited to dinner in Mohgwyn Palace. Crackfic.Series
- Part 2 of Elden Ring sillies
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Not everyone likes the Lord of Blood. Not everyone subscribes to his ideals or whatever he and his followers are cooking up. Even his most staunch critics do recognize one thing though: his style.
It's a well-known fact in the Lands Between that no one has an eye for fashion quite like the Lord of Blood. From the Luminary himself to the lowliest knight, each adherent of the Mohgwyn dynasty is outfitted in finery effortlessly combining elegance and comfort. Several publications across the realm rave about it.
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Mohg puts on a fashion show.Series
- Part 3 of Elden Ring sillies
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Ansbach wonders if he should get a tattoo like Varré's. Crackfic.
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- Part 4 of Elden Ring sillies
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Mohg. That’s Mohg. Wrapped around him is the Lord of Blood’s robe, roughly twenty times too big, not a blanket. The realization is slow yet undeniable. Morgott is gobsmacked for a moment before he casts a scathing look back at the two humans.
‘‘Explain thyselves.’’
~~Mohg has been turned back into a little Omen tot, what will he do!
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- Part 5 of Elden Ring sillies