your honor they make me insane (Janka fics)
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Tags
Summary
"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
or
Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
It was always going to end like this. There was no other way it could end. Zanka knew that from the beginning, they both did.
Was it hubris to think he could stop fate? Was it love to want to try anyways?
or
Jabber's death, and the months that lead up to it.
Series
-
Nijiku, Wonger, et al. by MossAndMycelium
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
15 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Rudo knew Zanka —sorry, "pRoFeSsor Nijiku"— was married. Everyone did, it would be hard to miss the way the usually stoic Materials Science professor softened when he looked down and ran a thumb over his wedding band. And yet despite that, no one knew anything about his wife, not even her name.
For a so-called "average" guy, Zanka seemed to have a lot of secrets. The most concerning of which pertained to a suspicious guy with a lot of piercings who kept lurking around the research lab after hours.
or
A modern au in which Zanka and Jabber are professionals in their respective scientific fields, and have a reputation for being bitter rivals who are constantly publishing research papers trying to disprove the others findings.
They've also been secretly married for 6 years.
Rudo —a graduate student and one of Zanka's lab assistants at the University— somehow gets caught in the middle of it all.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
The challenge is simple: Anyone who can get the tassel off the cat's neck will be granted the hand of its witch, Zanka Nijiku.
Jabber has no interest in marrying some stuck-up witch, no matter how pretty he may be. What he does want, though, is access to a certain witch's garden, and the poisons within. And if the only way in was getting that snooty cat on his side, he could make nice long enough for that. He'd always been a cat person anyway. How hard could it be?
(inspired by that old tumblr story/prompt "the most wanted woman in town" but a little different obv bc its Janka)
Series
-
Tags
Summary
The words showed up on the back of his dominant hand on the night of his 13th birthday. Five words in a simple black font that confirmed all his worst fears.
'You'll be just as easy.'
Zanka stared at it for what felt like hours, unsure if the feeling in his stomach was him wanting to hit something or him wanting to find a hole to crawl in and never come out of.
He pulled his sleeve back down to cover it, and decided to never look at it again.
or
A classic soulmate au where the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your skin. Zanka realizes that Jabber is his soulmate from their first meeting. Jabber doesn't.
Series