a slice of something like heaven
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Simon meets him when he’s slumped over the counter at five-thirty in the morning, so that’s probably why his usually minimal brain-to-mouth filter just disappears.
“Wow.” Simon says, blinking in shock, and then, “Wow, you’re way too pretty to be out here when it’s so cold.”
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Simon's a barista, and Raphael shows up at ungodly hours for Simon's admittedly sub-par coffee.Series
- Part 1 of a slice of something like heaven
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Three weeks into their relationship Raphael drops a pamphlet on top of Simon’s lunch.
“Disgusting.” Simon says mildly as he picks carrot shavings off the underside before picking it up and reading the glossy title. “You’re Asexual, and that’s A-okay! I’m not asexual, Raph, what?” Raphael casts a look towards the heavens for help.
“Not you, dumbass. Me.” He says patiently as he slides into the bench across from Simon. “And if you value your life, don’t ever call me Raph again.”
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Apparently Simon using a combination of sarcasm and well-timed kisses can get Raphael to be honest with him. It's all very romantic.Series
- Part 2 of a slice of something like heaven
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“Did you – did you get in a fight?” Simon asks incredulously.
“You lose one hundred percent of the fights you don’t pick.” Raphael replies loftily.
“Okay one, that’s not the quote; two, by that logic you also win one hundred percent of the fights you don’t pick.” Simon says, hurrying forward to catch Raphael as he stumbles across Simon’s apartment. “But let’s not argue that while you’re bleeding out all over my floor.”
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This is actually about Simon being in love, and Raphael being in love, and oh, eventually they let each other know about it.Series
- Part 3 of a slice of something like heaven
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“Don’t get mad but your espresso machine is making a wheezing noise!” Simon yells out from the kitchen one day.
“My espresso machine should never make that noise!” Raphael hisses as he tosses his book aside and runs out of the bedroom to see a grinning Simon lounging against the kitchen counter, two cups of steaming coffee in front of him.
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Simon and Raphael are both good at planning things. Like proposals, for instance.Series
- Part 4 of a slice of something like heaven
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twenty-nine new drafts of vows that didn't rhyme (thirty was a drum line!) by eversall
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
03 Mar 2017
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“You better not have mugged me!” Simon accuses, bursting through the door like a madman. Raphael adjusts his tie and regards his fiancé placidly.
“Presumably that made more sense in your head.” He says, confident in the knowledge that it probably doesn't.
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Raphael and Simon get married. It's romantic, sickeningly sweet, and terribly cliche, but Raphael cherishes every moment of it.Series
- Part 5 of a slice of something like heaven