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Damian Wayne lived a good life. He’d done the whole “Heir to the Demon” thing, survived a handful of resurrections, saved the world more times than he could count on one hand and eventually died exactly how a hero should—prematurely. He has no regrets. He’s finished.
But the universe, apparently, is a glutton for punishment.
Waking up in his ten-year-old body, Damian is given a “second chance” he never asked for. He is not interested in being a better hero or a more obedient son. No, in this life, Damian is embracing the philosophy of the slow life. He’s going to build a tea empire from his bedroom and stay as far away from “The Plot” as possible. He refuses to be the protagonist of some cosmic drama—he’s just a ten-year-old with a very high-quality matcha starter kit and zero patience for “Beloved” mother or “Brooding” father.
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Respawn thought he knew what to expect from his half-brother, Damian al Ghul.
The bratty demon spawn. The entitled son. The assassin trained to kill without mercy.
Then Damian showed up at Respawn’s cell at 3 AM with a duffel bag, a pocket dimension full of enchanted vegetable seeds and a completely straight face while explaining that they needed to “avoid the main plot by hiding in plain sight.” Oh. And Damian also says his third eye is open. He is, objectively, the most overpowered person in the world.
Now Respawn is stuck living with a half-brother who claims to have unlocked 97% of his brain, sells magic carrots and tomatoes to unsuspecting Gothamites and Bat-Family from a distance like they’re characters in a show he already saw the finale of. Respawn keeps suggesting they flee to Japan or Thailand, but Damian calls him an imbecile.
“Running from the plot is cliché,” Damian informs him. “It always backfires.”
Respawn has never related more to people who run from their problems.
[A/N: Written for my grandma, with love]
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Bruce Wayne had a very specific, very dramatic plan: drop out of Cambridge, join a ninja cult and return to Gotham as a dark knight of justice. It was supposed to be the ultimate manifestation of his twenty-year-old angst, but a literal trip down the stairs sends him tumbling twenty years into the future instead.
Now, Bruce is trapped in a forty-something-year-old body, mourning an Alfred he technically just saw and receiving life advice from a passing ice cream vendor. He is finally ready to embrace the quiet life of a "rodent cosplayer" in a clean manor, only to realise that his future self was apparently very busy adopting an entire army of children who are now older than his actual soul.
Bruce was really worried about being a dad, but it turns out he is a natural. He spends his days cooking proper home-cooked meals and being incredibly supportive, and his children are responding by visiting him constantly and looking at him with such intense, watery-eyed devotion.
He must be absolutely nailing this fatherhood thing!
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