Gossip Crew & Corporate Retelling
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A Mostly Inaccurate Guide to HYBE at 3AM (Compiled for the Benefit of Sleep-Deprived Idols and the Chronically Overworked) by penguinsunited
Fandoms: K-pop, ENHYPEN (Band), ILLIT (Band), &TEAM (Band), TWS (Band), CORTIS (Band), BOYNEXTDOOR (Korea Band), HYBE - Fandom
24 Feb 2026
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Hi! I’m CORTIS leader, Martin!
This is the story of how HYBE at 3 a.m. is a real place and also a psychological experiment.Series
- Part 1 of Gossip Crew & Corporate Retelling
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Come Back to Me on a Joyride, Sunday Driver by penguinsunited
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), CORTIS (Band)
04 Apr 2026
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A bunny-faced leader with a savior complex, one suspiciously competent philosopher-driver, one teenager with butterfly-based survival instincts, and an entire fleet of emotionally loaded pickup vehicles walk into a ditch.
Somehow this becomes the most honest day of their lives.
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- Part 2 of Gossip Crew & Corporate Retelling
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No Bro(ws) Left Behind by penguinsunited
Fandoms: BOYNEXTDOOR (Korea Band), Santos Bravos (TV), TWS (Band), CORTIS (Band)
17 Apr 2026
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A fan tells Woonhak his lack of eyebrows means he can see ghosts, and instead of ignoring this like a functioning person, he immediately invents a fake HYBE maknae initiation and drags Kenneth of Santos Bravos into a midnight ghost hunt.
Keonho gets recruited as the thick-brow control group, Jihoon gets stuck doing bilingual damage control, and Kenneth and Woonhak discover that while their English is perfectly serviceable in theory, in each other’s presence it dies a fast and stupid death.
Nobody sees a ghost immediately, but several languages do not survive the night.
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- Part 3 of Gossip Crew & Corporate Retelling
- Part 6 of Trainee A & Hybe Stories
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Home (mad world) by penguinsunited
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, The Oddyssey, SEVENTEEN (Band), TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), LE SSERAFIM (Band), ENHYPEN (Band), &TEAM (Band), BOYNEXTDOOR (Korea Band), TWS (Band), CORTIS (Band), Santos Bravos (TV), KATSEYE (Band), The Odyssey - Homer, HYBE - Fandom, K-pop
27 May 2026
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An Odyssey AU where America is Troy, Korea is Ithaca, and BTS, for reasons that stop feeling metaphorical alarmingly fast, attempt to come home on a frigate called Arirang while fame, empire, and HYBE make the voyage everyone else’s problem.
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- Part 4 of Gossip Crew & Corporate Retelling