Battleship 2026–Tide
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If I was easy to kill, you would have done it already by CatInTheVoid for im_always_stressed
Fandoms: SMPEarth, QSMP | Quackity SMP
09 Apr 2026
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"Did I ever tell you what happened to my leg?"
"Only that you fell down the stairs." Chayanne started to list. "And Steve tried to play tug-of-war with it. And you got ran over by a particularly heavy tricycle—
"Yeah, yeah, okay. Did I ever tell you the actual story?"
Chayanne looked unsure. To be fair, Techno had told him plenty of stories. It had been the only way he knew how to bond with the kid he suddenly had to take care of on his own.
He did eventually shake his head.
"I wanted to wait for your dad to tell you. It's a bit unfair that he can't tell you his side." Knowing Phil, he would have tried to avoid it anyway. "But since he decided to take the long way round, I guess it falls on me."
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- Part 2 of Battleship 2026–Tide
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He opens his eyes just enough to get water into them as a damp towel is pressed into his forehead. Phil shushes him when he whines about it, wiping the excess water from around his eyes, but there is laughter in his voice. How rude of him. "Sorry, sorry."
The grumble he gives in disapproval doesn't seem to be as intimidating as he'd hoped. Phil actually coos out loud at his protests, which feels horribly undignified, but with Phil's hands around his arm, carefully pulling him up, he can't find it in himself to actually complain. "Okay mate, let's get you comfortable."
Series
- Part 3 of Café en el campo (Colombian emduo)
- Part 4 of Battleship 2026–Tide
