My Anonymous Fic
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Jango Fett, Ven'alor of the Mandalorian Empire, "rescues" a Jedi Knight while on campaign against the Sith.
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- Part 1 of My Anonymous Fic
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It would be a lie to say I noticed you from the start. Well, I did notice you, but I noticed everyone, and you were nothing special. Just another crawler. Half-dressed and shivering from the cold, getting scratched up by a fluffy monstrosity of a pure-bred Persian cat, you were just interesting enough to warrant nudging the nearest staircase a few hundred feet.
Just interesting enough that I thought your death would be entertaining.
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- Part 2 of My Anonymous Fic
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New Achievement! You Fell For An Obvious Trap… Again! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 May 2026
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Was the Sisterhood of Blood not really fucking clearly a creepy, evil cult? Were you distracted by their boobs? Their dark, luscious hair? Their well-shod feet?
Okay, I know it wasn't that last one: those slippers they all wear are nothing to write home about, and quite frankly most of them could stand to get a pedicure. Keeping your claws sharp is all well and good, but it's not the only standard of hygiene.
Seriously, though, those bloodstains weren't even all that subtle. Not to mention the ominous music, crumbling gothic architecture, and heavy incense poorly hiding the pervasive smell of rot.
Have you never seen a horror movie?
And the worst part is, you're not even getting this notification, because you let them bamboozle you. Did you think all that creepy chanting was just for the ambiance?
Reward: oh, you want a reward, do you? I suppose you want Daddy to come pull your bacon out of the fire before you're completely cooked?
Metaphorically, of course. The Sisterhood doesn't generally bother with cooking.
…you're lucky you're cute, sweetheart.
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- Part 3 of My Anonymous Fic