simon is a pretty girl
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i got my eye on you, what you gonna do? by autistic_nightfury
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 Jul 2026
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So, Simon is pretty. He’s got curly black hair that frame his cheekbones and dark, thick eyelashes that line his eyes. When Grace gets to see one of his rare smiles it softens his entire face, cheeks rounding and eyes creasing, and when he sees a flash of his teeth it makes Grace’s body warm.
Grace is pretty sure his brain is broken.
Back on Earth he was a very vanilla guy, if mostly sexless. He didn’t mind the sensation, didn’t mind the bonding and happy chemicals in his body, but he wasn’t seeking it out much. Usually someone else would initiate and he’d respond, but he was happy without it. He’d tried bondage once and hated the feeling of the ropes on his skin, he’d spanked one of his girlfriends in college when she’d asked for it, but he didn’t seek it out for himself.
Now, after decades in space and on an alien planet and gaining a friend and housemate in a mutated man from a different universe, something has snapped in his brain.
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- Part 1 of simon is a pretty girl
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what a crazy world, pretty little girl by autistic_nightfury
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
24 Aug 2026
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“Cheese and crackers, Rocky,” he sighs when he’s opened it and sees his best friend, “why do you always knock like you’re trying to break down the door?”
“Am not trying to break down door, Rocky uses as much force as is needed,” Rocky says and holds up two hands. He clicks, tilting his body towards Grace’s body, and then stills. “Did I interrupt, question?” he asks with a mischievous tone, and Grace groans.
“You asshole, you heard us!” he says and aims a flat footed kick against his body, which Rocky side steps neatly.
“You were not fucking. Grace say Rocky not come near if I hear reproduction noises, no reproduction noises,” he says and waves a hand in Grace’s direction.
“I— Rocky! You know what I meant by that,” Grace says and face palms.
“No reproduction noises,” Rocky shrugs.
“God, I am not explaining foreplay to you,” Grace groans.
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- Part 2 of simon is a pretty girl