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He’s tall, is the first thought that flashes through Lando’s brain when he lays eyes on Oscar Piastri. It shouldn’t be a surprise, most men are taller than Lando, but all the same he finds his eyes catching on the width of Oscar’s shoulders, the couple inches that separate them.
He’s also, as a first impression, very eh. Not in like a bad way, just neutral.
“So you’re my new Aussie?” are the words that come out of his mouth.
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23 Sep 2026
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Inside the drawer, his phone charger (shockingly) nowhere to be seen, is instead the fattest, veiniest, most jaw-dropping dildo Lando’s ever seen in his life.
“What the fuck?”
He says it aloud. There’s not much else to do, honestly: it’s like the world stops turning and goes dark, nothing left but the stars, and the lovers, and the absolutely eye-watering fake dicks.
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22 Jul 2026
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Oscar Piastri is hoping for a fresh start at Blackthorn Academy, but when he starts having visions of his roommate's death, he realizes that he's never gonna get any peace if he doesn't do something about it. Oscar's past comes back to haunt him, and he learns far more about himself than he could have ever imagined.
or the Wednesday au that no one asked for
(only loosely based, several elements are my own)
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09 Jul 2026
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The only thing worse than losing the championship for Oscar Piastri would’ve been to finish third. And the only thing worse than that would've been to be outed. Oscar has never been particularly lucky.
Lando, who’s been friendzoned by Carlos for years, is desperate to make the older man see he can be more than just a little brother figure. If only he could show him what the ‘Lando Norris boyfriend experience’ is like… When he finds out about Oscar’s outing, he suddenly gets an awful idea.
But McLaren wanted to convince everyone their drivers were still getting along after the championship, right?
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a fake-dating AU.
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09 Jul 2026
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Max V (ICL)
15 February 2024
No 19:34
? 19:35
Just no 19:35
Gonna need a bit more context 19:35
That dude you are staring? 19:36
That's Lando Norris 19:36
Trust me you better not 19:37
or: yet another uni AU nobody asked for but this time you get to read Oscar's chats while he pretends not to be completely obsessed with the cute guy with a backstory that showed up at George's birthday party
Now with a Russian translation made by the lovely kkrzya!
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