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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    "The man in the airlock was too conscious.
    Well, “man” might not be accurate, Ryland Grace thought as he tried to ignore the screams, his fingers shaking over the keyboards as erratically as his gaze jittering between readout screens. Big red letters announcing “DANGEROUS CONTAMINATION” flashed on half of them. He chanced another look through the tiny airlock window, where the humanoid covered in a red, blood-like substance rolled around on the floor writhing in pain. He hadn’t been writhing when they found him: he hadn’t been anything when they picked up the abnormal shape drifting in the Patrova line on their way to Erid."

    Ryland Grace has never been great at making friends. Now that he has a mutated, traumatized, and possibly insane man in the Hail Mary's quarantine room, he wishes he would have practiced more. Rocky wishes they'd ejected the monster out of the airlock.

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    29 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Sol can’t quite get control of his fungal network. His body is linked to Callie and Calder's in a way that is becoming... overwhelming.
    Usually, it’s fine. Maybe it hurts when Calder takes a hit in battle. Maybe his head spins when Callie Fey-Steps. But it’s fine. He can get used to it easily...

    It's the rest that gives him trouble.

    {Duck Team fuck, as the saying goes. Sol's fungal network + eladrin sex pollen = profit.}

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Simon James Paladino had a great deal of problems.

    Well, to say that it was a great deal of problems was an obfuscation. Objectively, it was just one problem; or, more precisely, one man causing many problems.

    Gamma Jack.

    His archnemesis, who was complicating his life in ways that he couldn't solve. This problem becomes incredibly more complex as when he critically injures the villain in a fight, he takes it upon himself to care for the man until he is well enough to not immediately die upon his arrival in jail.

    That is, until Frozone tells Gazerbeam the story of how Blazestone became a hero. She was initially a villain, until she dated Frozone, and he was able to convince her to reform.

    With Simon's acute people skills, and Jack's willingness to open his legs for anyone, it should be easy for Gazerbeam to do the same as Frozone. He can solve his problem with ease. Just date supervillain and personal archnemesis, Gamma Jack, convince him to become a Super, and then break up with him. Easy, right?

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    20 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Baron tells Riz that at least their Father (Cassandra) is alive and immediately feels bad.

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    29 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Recently dumped by Sandra Lynn, Jawbone heads to a bar to try and distract himself and finds himself being hit on by Elmville's most dysfunctional couple.

    “Before we get into it, what's y'all's safeword?”

    “Our what?”

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    01 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This has 'extremely tropey horror movie' vibes, jawbone is fully the cheerleader in the shower with the killer creeping up the whole time