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Hey, isn't it kinda weird how Kris can hit a small heart shaped object consistently twice in a row? I thought it was weird, so here's a short scene explaining how that might have happened. Asriel's a loser in it, because that's like his main thing.
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Please teach us, Dr. Ratio! by Alcor (Alcor6400)
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Mar 2025
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As Dr. Ratio processes the results of the most recent Cyclical Extrapolation, a calamity strikes the very heart of scholarship: The Galactic Baseballer™ gets bored. To make matters worse, The Aventurine of Stratagems has his next assignment delayed until the slow behemoth that is the IPC's bureaucracy catches up to his revival, leaving him free to do as he wishes until then. These twin forces, so alike in potency, align to form a malignant, horrid plan: Getting Veritas Ratio out of his office for once. To this end, they prey on his valiant fight against ignorance and force (ask) him to teach them on subjects that they cannot possibly understand, commandeering a classroom in the finest University in Penacony so as to make this torture as public as possible.
Will the Trailblazer manage to not steal school supplies that they will never use? Will Aventurine stop flirting with the man who is now his teacher? Will Veritas manage to survive the coming migrane? Will anyone actually learn anything? The answer to all these questions is probably no! But they might. Maybe.

