Ase_the_idiot
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i know he’s crazy, but he’s the one i want by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
16 May 2024
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r/advice
@crimsonrainsoughtflower
i dedicated an art exhibition to my beloved, and his fuckass loser friends said it was creepy. how do i eliminate them?r/advice
@scrapcollector
My friends don’t like my new companion. What should I do?r/advice
@crimsonrainsoughtflower
how do i get my beloved’s rancid friends uninvited from our wedding?OR: some stories are too insane not to share on reddit
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- Part 3 of reddit stories
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16 Sep 2026
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he really knows me, which is more than they can say by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2025
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Dashing Hero Daringly Scales Balcony To Save Man In Distress
By: Shi QingxuanWith a kitchen engulfed in flames and no firefighters in sight, Xie Lian’s last hope was the unknown hero who climbed up his building’s fire escape to put out the fire.
“Of course I was grateful for his help,” said Xie Lian, a 31-year-old resident of Puqi Apartments, where the dangerous blaze broke out on Sunday afternoon. “He’s really quite a resourceful person—and charming too.”
OR: the absurdity of hualian told through newspaper articles
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16 Sep 2026
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i have many questions, no answers by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
02 Feb 2026
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r/therapists
headshaker
is it unethical to assign my clients homework that requires one of them to endanger himself to see how his partner reacts?swordimmortal
How do I break up my clients?windmaster
does anyone have any experience dealing with a toxic polycule? I want to be sensitive to the situation but I think they’re cookedOR: the three worst couples therapists of all time are unleashed upon reddit
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- Part 4 of couples therapy aus
- Part 4 of reddit stories
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16 Sep 2026
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i’m the wind in our free-flowing sails by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
05 Dec 2023
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“I’m afraid there isn’t anyone left who will pay a ransom for us now. Apologies.”
“Why the fuck are you apologizing to them?” Mu Qing snaps. “Do you recall the part where we’re their unwilling captives?”
“Politeness never hurts,” Xie Lian says.
“I have a hard time believing no one would want you back, gege.” Hua Cheng’s words are spoken in almost a purr. Xie Lian sees He Xuan give Hua Cheng a subtle pinch on his upper arm—though, to the captain’s credit, he doesn’t even flinch.
OR: xie lian finds himself on a surprisingly hospitable pirate ship
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16 Sep 2026
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i don’t have to be your shrink to know that you’ll never be happy by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
13 Nov 2025
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Feng Shi Counseling Group
Couples Therapy Intake Form
What do you hope to accomplish through counseling?
XIE LIAN: I’m honestly not sure! I think Mu Qing and Feng Xin want moral support for their counseling?
FENG XIN: Convincing Xie Lian to break up with Hua Cheng.
MU QING: Forcing Xie Lian to face the truth that his boyfriend is a psycho, so I can wash my hands of the whole situation and ideally never speak to Feng Xin again.
Intake Session Notes
Relationship Coach: Shi Qingxuan
Clients Xie Lian, Mu Qing, and Feng Xin seem to be in some sort of toxic polycule??
OR: couples therapist!sqx slightly misinterprets an unconventional situation
Series
- Part 3 of couples therapy aus
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15 Sep 2026