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Charlie worries over Alastor and his tendencies of self isolation. He may be a demon, but even demons need companionship to thrive. Ones without any strings attached.
A familiar face arriving in the hotel shows her she has nothing to truly worry about.
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(Based on "Yours Truly" by AmusingMuse. A glimpse into a future that could be.)
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Third Time's The Charm: Lucifer, And The Universe's Quest to Utterly Humble A Man. by BonsaiKitten
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jan 2026
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The Vee's have been defeated, redemption has been proven to be possible and the Hotel is bursting with Sinners more than ever. Everyone is happy, the world is turning towards a positive direction and life couldn't be better.
Except there's small, tiny problem - Lucifer can't lift a pinky against any of the Sinners and now everybody knows.
Lucifer needs to do something about this before it becomes a real issue and before some other Sinner has a go at him and succeeds. He's a creative person, he's got TONS of ideas, like, all the time, how hard can it be?Turns out, a lot.
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TLDR; How Lucifer deals with being utterly defenseless against Sinners. -
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Unlike what people around him think, Feliciano is a manipulative, sly, Sadist. He wants nothing but world domination, and when he wants something, he gets it. After years of planning, Feliciano finds himself ready to undergo his carefully crafted plan. But what happens when a new country comes into play? Will he listen to his heart, or go with his original plan?
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Don't read this, it's shite - I only keep it for archiving sake and because young me was proud of finally finishing this.
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Charlie Morningstar and the Case of Mistaken Identity by Echowraith
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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Set in June, Charlie makes it her mission to get Alastor to understand and accept his asexual identity, but he just keeps picking the wrong pins!
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23 Aug 2026
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Mission: Uncomfortable by SparklingGanymede
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Jan 2026
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“Yeahhh, no.” Blitzø leaned back in his chair and dropped his feet on the corner of the desk, spinning his pistol around his finger. “We’re a wetwork agency—not a fucking fetch service.”
Across from him, the lanky sinner with the old-timey voice filter furrowed his brows and pulled his ears back, his glowing yellow smile never once leaving his face. When he snapped his fingers, a fat stack of cash flopped on the center of the desk.
“If it’s killing that’s the issue…” the deer sinner crackled, flipping his staff in a way that might’ve been seductive if he didn’t stink of wet leeches and mothballs, “slaughter whoever gets in your way with extreme prejudice.”
Alastor wants his radio back from the living world and hires IMP to retrieve it. Shenanigans ensue.
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23 Aug 2026
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Once upon a late night dreary, Alastor drunkenly reveals the existence of a porno mag featuring everyone's favorite hairy bartender. A gobsmacked Angel Dust will do anything to get his hands on it, up to and including making a deal with the Radio Demon to find blackmail on his TV-headed rival.
What Alastor didn't expect, however, was the discovery of a long forgotten saucy pin-up calendar starring none other than himself from a time when he and Vox were much friendlier with each other.
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23 Aug 2026
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While Alastor navigates the pitfalls of running a packed hotel with the other Hazbins after the Vees' failed attack on Heaven, a brokenhearted Vox hides in Vee Tower licking his wounds. At Velvette's suggestion, Vox creates a Lustinder account under a pseudonym to find somebody new to move on with.
And unknowingly matches with the Radio Demon.
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23 Aug 2026
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Lucifer hadn’t realized how much he’d expected Alastor to be lying on their bed with a magazine until he wasn’t there. That was how these arguments were supposed to end, he was supposed to go up to their bedroom and Alastor would be there, hopefully in his pajamas with all his prickly irreverence and cruel arrogance on display, and they’d get everything out between them, manage to make at least some sense in between jibes and by the end of it all, things would be all right. That was the going rate, or had been, and some part of him honestly expected it when he opened the door.
To see his —their— bedroom empty of occupants was disappointing at the very least.
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23 Aug 2026