Cathycalamitous



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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    She looked over the ragtag group of injured, bloody, shell-shocked crawlers, really taking the scene in. All of them were still so, so young. Their hardened shells cracked down to their cores.

    One of them was staring at her, she noticed. The rest were busy recovering, talking loudly amongst themselves, but that one crawler was standing shock still, his hand against the wall, stiff legs unsteady under him.

    He looked human, Milk noted. But his race was primal. Carl was his name. Warlord Carl.

    “Milk?” he whispered.

    The first meeting, through Milk's eyes.

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    When Holly Potter died a witch only to get reborn as a ninja, it was amidst a bunch of professional illusionists who made her already precarious reincarnation even harder to believe.

    Was she a witch? Was she a ninja?

    Alas, if only that nagging existential confusion remained her biggest concern, then it could’ve been such a charmed second chance at life. Unfortunately, those born as Uchihas had a bad habit of taking things too far. She’d never believed in fate, but somehow everyone in her family were born doomed. Begging the question:

    “Have we been cursed, brother?”

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    The Joker takes Tim.

    If Jason has anything to say about it—and he does—it’ll be the last mistake that walking talking acid pit of a clown ever makes.

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    “What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”

    “More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”

    Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.

    It only gets worse from there.

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