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Oh My God: A Love Story. by Chophousekpop for @sunbaescout
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Dec 2019
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The Sun God Haemosu and the God of Life and Death Igong have known each other forever, have danced around each other for at least 3000 years, and are despite every thing immortality has thrown at them, it looks like they just may be getting their happily ever after.
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Jimin and Yoongi are finally getting their shit togeather despite insecurities, missed connections, an insane friend group and Jimin's half human son who was hatched back in the day giving Yoongi a trial of 3 to determine if he is "good enough" for his father. And you thought your love life was complicated.Series
- Part 3 of Gods Amongst Men
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“What have you got for me, Joon?” Yoongi asked, listening as Namjoon took a deep breath on the other line, as though steeling for the other males’ reaction.
“Have you ever heard of Wife Swap?”
Or the one where Yoongi agrees to be on a television show, in which two couples trade spouses.Series
- Part 1 of Made for TV
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The Gods Must be Crazy by Chophousekpop for bubble89
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Nov 2019
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Pandemonium. Chaos. Mayhem. All great adjectives to describe the scene before him right now, but pandemonium seemed to be the most nail on the head.
Namjoon considered the scene, with an abundant amount of irritation and a moderate hangover; no small feat for a god. Surprise was not an emotion he felt right now, however. Normally he found humans to be rational, intelligent individuals, hell that is why he spent so much of his time in this very realm. When they were fearful, they were something else entirely. They were sheep. Stupid, panicky sheep that couldn’t be trusted to make an independent decision without causing a stampede or as one human did not ten minutes prior, bolting and forgetting their 2-year-old on the beach front, leaving them to fend for themselves.
“It’s okay sweetheart, we will get you back to your irresponsible eomma, and appa.” The little girl snuffled wetly and stuck her pudgy little fingers into the god’s deep dimples in his checks.
“OH MY GOD SUNMI THERE YOU ARE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHILD YOU LONG LEGGED FREAK?” said the absolutely done mother to the god like male.
Well, not so much god like, more like just god. He is just a god. There cleared that up.
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- Part 1 of Gods Amongst Men
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Ned was minding his own business, going on vacation and searching for a companion for Jin who had been screwed over by Namjoon. It wasn't a bad deal, he got to get away in nature for a few days while searching for a wife for the lonely god, and he got peace and quiet away from his group of friends. What could possibly happen?
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Ned finds the most curious Tiger trapped up a tree and rather than bring him to a shifty god, he decides he might just keep him, now that he has found him!
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- Part 2 of Gods Amongst Men
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Jimin had honestly thought knotting was probably something exciting but harmless, just like many other things that he as upper-class omega was not allowed to know about. So the secret rendezvous with a village alpha to try it out was meant to just be innocent fun, an adventure to tell Taehyung about later. He never imagined the experience to be quite this dull, and he definitely never imagined being found out, not only by his mamma and her friends, but by his very arch nemesis: Min Yoongi.
But the biggest surprise by far is when Yoongi steps up as his saviour and suggest something utterly preposterous: that they marry. He, marrying Min Yoongi, as if that isn't the worst idea of the century.
Jimin is sure of one thing: this can only go wrong.
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07 Jun 2024
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Prompt: After several attempts, Jimin is starting to genuinely worry that he somehow just doesn't have a prostate. When his worry gets bad enough to overcome the embarrassment, he asks (new boyfriend? friend? acquaintance? up to you) Yoongi for pointers. And, turns out, he had nothing to worry about.
DW: humor, very sweet/supportive yoongi
DNW: underage, d/s dynamics~~~~
Jimin’s date was jackhammering into him like a horny little rabbit. No finesse, no rhythm. Each erratic thrusts punctuated by a puff of hot air to the back of Jimin’s neck.
“You like that?” More hot breath against his ear.
Did he like it? Did he ever really like sex? It was fine, he supposed. He didn’t dislike it but it wasn’t anything to write home about. If they cared enough to make him cum then that was nice but he could do that on his own. He just always found it slightly disappointing. But that’s not really something you say in this kind of position, right?
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07 Jun 2024
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Inspired by a video. Yoongi just being besotted with his baby son.
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It wasn’t a secret, but at the same time it was.
See, the thing about large apartment buildings in the middle of Seoul meant that multiple celebrities could live there without the media batting an eye. And if popular choreographer Park Jimin happened to live in the same building as Min Yoongi, no one thought anything of it.*NO REPOSTING ALLOWED*
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07 Jun 2024
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Siblings Yoongi and Jimin became adults and at some point Yoongi took it upon himself to guide, reward and punish the younger like a good hyung should. When they move out to live separately from their parents they find that their very close and unconventional relationship progresses even further.
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- Part 82 of oneshots
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09 Dec 2023
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Yoongi dresses in all black and channels all his anger out in (secret) angsty poetry and (not-so-secret) underground rap scenes.
Jimin has pink hair and a closet full of fuzzy sweaters and likes to pick flowers on the way to class to leave in strangers' backpacks.
The two were polar opposites, and neither of them minded. But there was something dark underneath Jimin’s smile, and Yoongi only wanted to give him light..
Or, in which Jimin doesn’t see his own beauty and Yoongi does everything in his power to change that.
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12 Apr 2022