CrabsAreTheApexofEvolution



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “So…” Duke drawled, sounding suspiciously wide-awake for the day shift kid at two-thirty in the morning. “If I said Damian and I are in a bit of trouble, on a scale of Jason to Cass, how likely are you to kill us?”

    Clearing his throat and rubbing his eyes to try to wake himself up, Tim grimaced. “What the fuck did you do?”

    “Nothing.”

    Or

    Tim and Bernard get out of bed at two in the morning to go across town and pick up Tim's reckless little brothers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    3,476
    Bookmarks:
    690
    Hits:
    21,770

    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

    Tags
    Summary

    Tim hasn’t figured out how to invite Bernard over to Wayne Manor. To distract himself, he tries to figure out who Jason is dating.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2,505

    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

    Tags
    Summary

    “Why?” Zoe asked.

    Now it was Mariah’s turn to stumble over a question. The half demon part of things might’ve deterred others, but it didn’t scare her. The prickly personality she found entertaining, Zoe’s outbursts a distraction from everything happening if nothing else. She’d immediately felt safe with her seeing how Bree trusted the girl. And anyone Bree trusted Mariah did as well.

    “Why wouldn’t I want to be friends?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    187

    11 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

    Tags
    Summary

    Have you ever seen someone outside the place you normally know them and just… not recognised them? Like spotting a teacher in the supermarket, or your doctor out walking their dog, and your brain takes a second to catch up? Psychologists even have a name for it; the “butcher-on-the-bus” effect. Out of context, even the people closest to us can look like strangers. And sometimes, it’s not their face that brings them back to you at all, but their voice, their laugh, or the way they still crack a joke when they really shouldn’t.

    When you hear a deep rumbling voice emanating from something that seems more shadow than man you don’t question who is speaking. That’s obviously Batman.
    The thing is, this time, Bernard couldn’t actually see Batman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    408
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1,799

    04 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “What was hers?” Jason asks finally. Bruce looks up at him, fiddling with the flashdrive in his hand, and back at the empty doorway. “Her favorite?”

    “I can't recall.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,268
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    710
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
    4,361

    28 Mar 2026