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    Acclaimed internet novelist Wei Wuxian decides to sign up as a Mandarin-Japanese translator for an idol-survival show to experience the formal workplace™. Somehow, he finds himself as a contestant with no way of getting himself eliminated. At least there's Lan-laoshi, who sneaks him internet access.

    A Lelush inspired idol-survival show fic.

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    04 Sep 2023

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    Wei Ying is a 911 dispatcher who happens to take a call from a terrified 4 year old named Lan Yuan. This one phone call might just change the trajectory of his life forever.

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    06 May 2023

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    Ah. The Asshole Dog is loose again. Lan Zhan knows that it is not the dog’s fault for being an asshole, but The Asshole Dog is the reason Lan Zhan had a fence put in at a significant personal expense, because the alternative was allowing his garden to be destroyed and for Bunny to be menaced on her leashed outdoor adventures. Unacceptable. The Most Beautiful Man in the World cringes at the barking, scooting further away from the door through a sea of a dozen broken eggs and leaving a yolky trail in his wake.

    “Fuck,” he whimpers, curling into a ball, both hands wrapped around the back of his neck as if to—as if to protect himself, Lan Zhan realizes. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, please—” The Most Beautiful Man in the World begs, voice ragged. He’s definitely hyperventilating now, from what Lan Zhan can tell between the audible sobs. There’s another bark from outside, and The Most Beautiful Man in the World flinches bodily, making a terrified sound that Lan Zhan feels behind his ribs.

    Or: A meet ugly, a dog, and the beginning of something wonderful.

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    29 Apr 2023

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    Wei Wuxian accidentally buys an explicit novel to entertain himself with on a redeye flight. Left with no other option for amusement (and enjoying it far more than he cares to admit), he decides to keep reading. However, when his stuffy, judgmental seat-mate catches him, he discovers a more interesting way to pass the time.

     

    “He plunges his dripping cock back into the slick, warm channel of his mouth," Wei Wuxian reads aloud. "Mercilessly pushing forward until his balls brush against those plush —”

    “INDECENT!” The man rips the book from his hands.

    Wei Wuxian cackles, clutching his sides as the man glares at him, his previously stony face twisted in muted horror.

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    08 Jan 2023

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