First_I_Made_The_Oceans
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Green and White Chrysanthemums by First_I_Made_The_Oceans
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Dec 2021
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"When the news comes, Midoriya Inko does not cry. She doesn't scream or rage or pull the house down around her, as she very well could. Instead, she makes a single cup of green tea, with lemon (no honey), just the way Izuku likes it and she sits (at a table set for three) and she waits (for a son and a husband that will never come home) and, slowly, the cup goes cold."
AKA: I got tired of people fridging Inko to clear the way for BAMF!Izuku and decided to see what would happen if I swapped the roles
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Kill Your Sons, Bury Your Sins by First_I_Made_The_Oceans
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 May 2021
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Todoroki (“call me Touya. I died in your arms and you inherited my stash of gay pulp novels, I think that puts us on first name basis”) is definitely dead. He told Hawks as much whilst helping himself to his liquor. Touya is brusque and deadpan and surprisingly matter-of-fact about the fact that he’s sitting in Hawks' kitchen ten years after he, well, passed.
“It’s the liquor,” Touya tells him when he asks, “and possibly brain damage. I think they got my frontal lobe when- y’know.” He waves at the blood trickling sluggishly down his face and neck.
Or alternatively: tfw your dead classmate breaks into your house, drinks all your booze and gives you a midlife crisis
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by mentallypapaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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18 Dec 2025
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Jason Todd: PTA Extraordinaire by NightmareWelfare
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
09 Nov 2025
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“You got a pen?”
Tim blinked owlishly before scrambling to grab a pen from his book bag, as if terrified Jason would change his mind in the 6 seconds he took to search. He held it out to Jason who snatched it right out of his hands.
“If we do this, we’re doing it right. You got that, Richie?" Jason snarled. "When I sign this you’re my kid!”
“I don’t do things in half measures. I’m gonna be there for every PTA meeting, every club invite, every fucking carpool you understand? I don’t need some white bread, pearl clutching bitch telling me I’m a shitty Guardian just ‘cause I didn’t ask for this.”
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The only thing worse than crawling out of your own grave to find your father had replaced you with the first black haired, blue eyed preteen he could find, is said replacement begging you to sign emergency foster papers... except maybe you signing said papers and having to learn how to be a parent on the fly... Fuck it, he couldn't do any worse than Bruce.
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18 Dec 2025
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During the Third Shinobi War, Sakura Haruno, a hardened combat medic with extraordinary skills, becomes a vital force on the battlefield.
Amidst bloodshed and chaos, she catches the attention of Minato Namikaze.
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14 Dec 2025
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Even Heirs to the Demon's Head Get the Flu by readingfanficsinschool for mentallypapaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Son of Batman (2014)
16 Oct 2025
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“Go away,” Jason mumbled into his pillow. He felt himself being pulled back into sleep when he was rudely interrupted by a small voice.
“Akhi, wake up.”
He groggily opened his eyes to the sight of Damian (son of the bat and heir to the demon head, as he so often reminded him) standing on the side of the bed. Something about the way he was holding himself reminded Jason of their league days, when Damian was smaller and depended on him for more.
“Hey Dames. B make you mad again?”
"Not necessarily.” He looked down, his haughty tone softening. “I threw up.”
Damian gets the flu and goes to his brother for comfort. The rest of the family freaks out because
A) Damian didn't tell them before he left
B) They thought Jason was deadBased on this post by mentallyunawareofpapya: https://www.tumblr.com/mentallyunawareofpapaya/781845438558044160?source=share.
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29 Nov 2025
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So, Danny moved to Gotham. Figured, with the whole "anti-ecto" thing finally kaput, it was time for a fresh start.
Then he met a weird kid at the dog park with a permanent scowl.
Turns out, he's Bruce Wayne's kid. Yeah, THAT Bruce Wayne. The playboy fruitloop billionaire.
Helping the kid house gothams strays was probably Danny's first mistake considering he wanted to stay under the radar.
Getting involved with Bruce Wayne's daughter?
Definitely mistake number two.
Well... he's made worse choices.
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