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Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.
Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.
Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.
It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.
"Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously
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08 Oct 2026
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Professor Elric? by schrijverr
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2019
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After The Promised Day Edward is sent on a miliary mission to Hogwarts where he will teach Alchemy to his students. He is told not to interfere with their business, but he has a hard time not getting involved with this weird Voldy prick.
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05 Oct 2026
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Hits Fall in Staccato by BattleAngel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2021
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Ed was stuck at this table with this toad and he was empathetically not pleased. The pink thing was simpering at him, making pointed comments about his intelligence and breeding. Ed would have strangled the bitch if he hadn’t already given his bodily control over to Truth as soon as he’d sat down.
(Truth had a thing about getting to pick what food they wanted at lunch, something about getting the full experience, and Ed was, for once, glad he’d obliged because Truth’s neutral continence was the only thing keeping his limbs steady.)
“Of course,” she said sweetly, “If I was the teenage professor of a useless branch of washed-out magic, I suppose my qualifications wouldn’t have to be very high either, would they?”
And their fork snapped in half.
“What,” Truth breathed with Ed’s mouth, no accent at all, “did you just call my subject?”
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Edward Elric bodyshares with an eldritch horror and reluctantly agrees to teach alchemy to ickle snot-nosed wizards. Naturally, it's a disaster.
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03 Oct 2026
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i love you (even if you drive me crazy) by morkiiimoo
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
02 Sep 2019
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Three weeks before her wedding and Allison is stressed. Very stressed. So stressed in fact, that she accidentally sends a pile of invites she never meant to send in the first place.
With two weeks left till her wedding, her siblings show up to offer their help.
Allison feels like the world is crumbling around her.
The random shootouts happening around town can’t be a coincidence? Can they?
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- Part 2 of Miki's Umbrellas
- Part 1 of Love is Crazy
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27 Sep 2026
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What We Keep Hidden from the Heroes (Remastered) by aerxiii for Loii_1
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Aug 2026
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Rewritten version of this fic
After the Kamino Incident, U.A. is understaffed — and the Special Division for Unusual Powers seizes the opportunity. Sakaguchi Ango arrives as a substitute history teacher, but his lesson plans aren’t the only files he’s brought from Yokohama. Sent under a fragile truce with the Hero Commission, Ango’s true mission is simple: uncover the traitor leaking intel to the League of Villains before time runs out. The students think he’s just tired. The teachers think he’s too polite. But Yokohama doesn’t send heroes — it sends precision. And something inside U.A. is already bleeding.
-or Ango the traitor strikes again
PS: This does not relate to the actual MHA or BSD plot, it was supposed to, but I got carried away
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- Part 2 of what we keep hidden from the heroes
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27 Sep 2026