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Pros? Well... he's not dead.
Cons? Looking up at worried, amaranthine purple eyes and short horns, feeling the heavy weight of a- something- idly moving behind his back... he decided to go back to sleep. If he absolutely had to be Shukaku, the most idiotically tragic tanuki to ever walk the face of the earth, then he could at least do it after a good night's rest.Shukaku/Ichibi SI
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“So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.
This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.
(It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)
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- Part 5 of kakashi bits
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01 May 2026
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Where the Old Dogs Die: The Silver Dog by WanderedWriter
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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Kakashi Hatake has survived wars, betrayals, and almost everyone he's ever loved. He's done his duty. He deserves a break, he decides. And then he decides, quite rightly, that he wants to retire. Or maybe take a long vacation.
His plan is simple: disappear, let the world move on without him for a while. Rest.
The problem is Team Seven.
Naruto clings on. Sasuke watches. Sakura understands too much.
Between impromptu training sessions, awkward silences, and moments that dangerously resemble a family, Kakashi learns that being a sensei was never just about teaching how to fight.
Raising Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura turns out to be the longest and most difficult mission of his life. And also the only one he doesn't want to (or can't) escape.
(Spoiler: he never gets a vacation.)
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- Part 1 of Where Old Dogs Die (I love family fluff)
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all the stars are projectors by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Apr 2026
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projecting our lives down to this planet earth
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grace goes home, as seen (mostly) by humankind looking up
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Kakashi snorts. “You might want to watch your language, kid. You’re about to be an uncle.”
Sasuke stares at Kakashi like he grew a second head. “Just because you got yourself pregnant doesn’t mean I’m obligated to play family with you.”
Kakashi hums. “Not ‘play’, Sasuke. Literally. You’re an uncle. Congratulations, you’re not the last Uchiha anymore.”
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30 Apr 2026