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Hand in Unlovable Hand by dandelionwines
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
20 Aug 2026
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"You should blame me, kid. I put a 50 cal round through you. How can you even stand to look at my ugly fuckin' mug after that?" It's Frank's response, the way he diverts his gaze revealing the shame he feels beneath the bravado.
"Frank," Peter cuts in, trying to bring the man's attention back to him by stepping closer, "I don't buy take-out for my enemies."
That seems to curl a smile on Frank's lips—gruff, hidden, like everything else about him—before it all dissolves into a grunt. Of course, Peter is pretty sure Frank would die if he didn't grunt every five seconds.
"Fine. It better not be that cheap crap you got last time."
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or: Peter works through his issues. Mostly. Frank helps.
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01 Sep 2026
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After a fight, Frank is always pent up with adrenaline and energy. Usually, he works it out on his own, but this time he drags Peter's sorry ass home to take care of him. Turns out, Frank isn't the only one who has a lot of energy after a fight.
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31 Aug 2026
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“You know what you need?”
Peter huffs out a laugh, poking at his chow mein with his chopsticks. “What do I need, Frank?” he asks wryly, sure this is going to be entertaining at the very least.
“You need to get laid.”
**MASSIVE HUGE SPIDERMAN: BRAND NEW DAY SPOILERS. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION**
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31 Aug 2026
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Teruki wants to melt through the floor. Shigeo really is thinking about sex. Sex with him.
“Unless you’ve changed your mind,” Shigeo says.
I want you to rend me limb from limb like a mountain lion. “I haven’t changed my mind,” Teruki says blankly.
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26 Aug 2026
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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22 May 2026